Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/22 18:39I want you to think odf this..Not as just a means of getting from A to B...Thats if we are going to B today.... But more an out-of-body experiance..where you can close your eyes and feel the force....and give in to whatever thoughts you might wish to fulfill...Think of me as more your therapist than as a common pilot..,.. Ok everyone..welcome aboard this 797 ...we shall be travelling at an average speed of 989 mph and at a height of 60000feet...Your entertainment will be a juggler and a magician..feel free to remove your clothing xxxx
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/23 13:22That is enough of that nonsense said Bobby who had just returned from H.Q. I need to speak to you in private she said to Tony...........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/23 13:49Privately it is...said Tony....as they walked into the vacant compartment Tony was removing his shoes and socks..then trousers..... For goodness sake..what are you doing,said Bobby... You said the code word Privately...meaning you want me to make passionate love to you..said Tony...or was that Dorrie...or Suzan...or Ducky.....or Scotty....No it cant be Scotty,he likes me to keep my shoes on...
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/23 19:03Posh wrote: So where's Posh?? She was changing into her air hostess uniform..Posh was totally unaware of the effect it had on the male species..
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/24 13:47They were all over her...Two sugars for me....Ill have milk with mine....Ill have mine black.....Ill have a short xxxx
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/24 20:35That was it,the very words that brought bjm out of his coma,if there is shorts going mines a whiskey,and maby ducky or suzan could find some stella to go with it.Wots on then gang who or what are we chasing this time----?
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/24 21:01yu-yu- are suppose toto be the pilot of this plane stammered a very frightened Ducky. looking wildly at the exit door wishing she had never left the wee cottage
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/25 08:59bjm with stella on his lap took control ....posh started her semaphore dance in the aisle, shampers in hand she hit their heads as all watched in amazement as she got entangled in the oxygen masks above them......suzan and ducky decided to go to see bjm in the cockpit.....scotty held on to the lights....pledge and tony had taken a back seat and kept their heads down.......when....
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/25 12:13I am sorry folks we are going to have to make an emergency landing,we have been losing fuel for a while but I did'nt want to worry anybody.Scotty turned a very funny colour,Ducky also looked not too good.It's not all bad news said Pledge,if we can make it to that island down there, we might be able to land on the beach.........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/25 16:09Its O..theres a Shell station on the A1987,just past Looe...I can put this baby down on a sixpence...Posh..top up my Harver Wharbanger..I need to be unfocused xxxx
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/25 19:30are we going to land safley said a worried Cat and Ducky ..Dont fret we will be fine I give you my word said pledge
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/26 12:43Upon landing a worried cat shot out and ran to the ladies looking green mumbling about frequent flyer miles and where they can shove em lol She had never enjoyed racing around above the ground so she went and came back seconds later beaming and saying gosh im starving anyone for nibbles??
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/26 15:48I can smell somthink said Suzan sniffing the air, Ducky know she did not smell as she had sprayed impulse on herself. I hope it is a pizza parlour muttered Karl. lets follow are noses said Bobby..good idea said bjm who nose what we will find...
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/26 16:06Scotty and Bobby were in deep conversation,what is going on said Tony.I think we are in deep trouble said Dorrie,we have been told to wait here for reinforcements,well I hope they hurry up said Karl I am............
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/26 19:57A bit worried about that! The last few times we had reinforcements they were either green or mad scotsmen. Personally the ladies seem to end up in too much danger i think said tony looking tired. Speak for yourself said bobby i do ok but cat and ducky seem to court it or at least the men that bring it. Whats that said cat smiling innocently whilst waving one handed at the petrol pump guy in overals with bulging muscles. Ducky was sidling over there too so cat made a dash for it and they collided and fell in a heap at his suprised feet. He shrugged and walked off with a smug suzan.....
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/26 20:27While they where dusting them selfs off.. Susan was under the bonnet of a car with Mr muscleman being told all about pitons,sparkplugs.crankshaft distrubiters. ect ect thinking ..
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/27 11:16Just then a white van drew up,oh good said Bobby here are our reinforcements,the driver of the van stepped out everyone turned to look,she was tall leggy and very blonde with the body of a super model.Here we go said Ducky just look at them, Tony karl and Bjm had turned into gibbering fools,she walked over to Scotty, hi Scotty long time no see.Huh said Tony trust him to already know her,the rest of the occupants of the van were climbing out,oh look said Cat........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/27 12:29Drooling at the band of well muscled young men! Playtime girls!!! Off danced cat ducky cheeky suzan AND dorrie bobby oh and all the ladies and swiftly homed in on the lovely looking bunch. Oh god said scotty, i said reinforcements Tatiana not male strippers!! Oh dear i must have mixed up the orders. That means i left the hard men at a strip club! Come on lads she called but the only reply was a slamming of the nearest restroom door as they all had run inside and some muffled music started ddrifting out. We,ll never get them out of there said bjm looking peeved now what??
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/27 15:03Posh and Ducky took a quick look and decided they needed a drink. Cheeks face was red. Cat was undoing her buttons as she was feeling hot. Bobby was fanning herself ,Suzan looked stunned and dorrie came over all faint.The song Do you think im sexy bellowed out
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/27 16:02And all the lovely oily lads began to dance. CORRR said posh ducky you get the champers im pulling up a chair!! Cat positioned in the front row for maximum coverage said theres a case in the van!!! Ducky grabbed it and locked the door just as scotty came over shouting COME OUT we have a job to do ladies. I know said suzan through the key hole. We are checking thouroughly to see they are not spies ok? See you tommorow and she locked the door....
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/27 16:39Can I borrow the silk stockings you brought for your lady Scotty asked Tony >Sure he said giving him a funny look. are you going to try them on said Karl and bjm amused.No said Scotty crossly.I need a couple of ladders so we can climb up to thouse open windows I have just spotted .Thank god for small mercys said Scouse
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/27 16:50All is not lost the correct reinforcements have arrived said Scotty,may I present "The Heavy Gang".........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/27 16:58COOR said the men Eyeing up the ladies all dressed in leather and chains. You have arrived in the nick of time ..We where wondering how to pass the time away untill morning
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/28 14:54WAHAY more burly men it,s turning out a good day here ladies. They were all too busy laughing to listen though. Poor scotty was stuck in the small window and suzan was tickling his fancy with a feather boa. Get off me woman he said sneezing. Ok he said finally making it down if you can beat em join em, and so saying he grabbed some champange and starting dancing with the strippers for all it was worth. GO ON SCOTTY!!! shouted the rather inebriated ladies. Silence fell much later and everyone staggerred out in the morning wearing the wrong clothes. The strippers handed back various undergarments and climbed back in the van yawning. The hard men walked out with cat ducky suzan and dorrie over their shoulders and slowely they all regrouped to take stock. Right wheres scotty gone said bobby? He,s a little tied up giggled suzan who went to let him out of the chains she left him in. Thanks he grinned and they all grabbed take out coffee and after extricationg tony from the arms of the blond van driver sat to plan the next move......
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/28 16:28Showing some photos..Tony said...And thats me with Gordon Banks,I know he only had one eye but he was Englands best ever goalkeeper....That one of me holding hands with Ghandi is a bit friendly,I know,but I was only 5 ....... In the one on the left Im kissing Madoona..she adored me xxxx
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/29 16:12and talking about planning are next move, this photo of me with a well endowered lady was taking at a chest champion tornament I was one of the judges who made sure there was no cheating Do any of you ladies know how to play it enquired Tony ..Is that where you move pieces around asked Ducky, no you are thinking of the game chess answered Tony. being rudly interupted as he was about to explain BY..
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/29 16:31Bobby said are you all going to stand around here,or can we get on with the work in hand,she gave everyone letters in sealed envelopes,these are your secret instructions,you must memorise them and destroy them.I dont want anyone fooling around this is a...............
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/29 18:38 Upon opening the sealed envelopes...everyone was bemused...Bobby had allocated each member a letter...Ducky got A...Suzan got L...Scotty got Y...Dorrie...H Tony....P Posh.....C Cat....S BJM.....B Karl.....O What is this all about Bobby....please explain yourself ...we cant waite for your reply... Its easy..said Bobby...It spells the name of the traitor xxxx
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/29 19:41oh we love puzzles said Cat,Suzan Dorrie.and Ducky can we solve it..be are guest said the rest passing over the letters ..I think it starts with AS myself declared Cat. IC repled Suzan, OIC stated Dorrie,YIP said Ducky... Might as well get a few drinks in while we are waiting,Karl said to the rest we could be here all day ..
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/30 12:14If it,s a bloke it will said cat im great at de nutting heh heh. Tony gulped and steeped sharply backwards whilst poor un knowing scouse wondered over and slapped her bum.... Alright our cat whats OW!!!.......
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/30 18:45Cat turned round and slapped poor Scouse so hard his teeth rattled,dont slap my butt without permission ever again.That told him said Ducky and Suzan,Dorrie wandered in looking confused,have I missed something she said...........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/10/01 14:35Scotty walked in behind Dorrie,ok you lot you will be pleased to know the traitor is no more,Karl has just shot him trying to escape.My god said Bjm is he dead,well if he's not it will be a miracle, Karl is a crack shot said Scotty.Ducky rushed out followed by Suzan and Cat,we must help him if he is still alive said Ducky,I would not............
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/10/01 14:39Cor...Cop a load of this..said Posh...I just found this grouse,4 pheasants,6 pidgeons and 5 bottles of bubbly unattended down by the river.....There was a blanket on the ground.....OK ,so the blanket had a couple deep in sexual position number 65 ....but I managed to liberate this stuff whilst they were groaning and thrashing about...moving on to position number 43 xxxx
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