Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/03 14:46Unconcered..hee hee Bobby never said WE cant fratanise with the local laddy.s whispered Suzan to Ducky, The first thing we will do is volunter to scout out the lay of the land with Cheeky,Cat,and Posh..starting with the local Pubs..
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/03 14:55quick duck, duck screamed suzan....they all lowered their heads as over thehorizon was crash landing in his hand glider Karl...ock eye the new..he yelled...
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/03 15:56Karl you haggis why cant you travel in the van like everyone else said Bobby,what is that awful noise said Scotty,oh no Cat has found some bagpipes where did I put my ear plugs.I like that music said Ducky she grabbed Tony and..........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/03 18:48Bjm and while Cat wailed on her bagpipes she throw herself in to the highland fling.alas she missjudged her jump and landed on her rump
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/03 20:10linking arms they all jigged back to the van...some were happy...some were sad....they sang...oh you take the high road and ill take the low......
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/04 10:14On the road towards the highlands all was quiet,Scotty had confiscated the bagpipes,Ducky was told she could sing but only at a whisper.Karl was just nodding off in the back of the van using Suzan's lap as a pillow when all at once.......
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/04 17:43Ok..thats it..said Tony....Im getting my Cock out...Ducky feinted,Suzan giggled and Scott muttered something about old perv...Lady M just sat opened mouthed and a glint in the eye..... I did warn you it might come to this...My Cock must be exposed........at that he leant forward..opened the box behind Karl..and got a Rhode Island Red out...It need fresh air...he said..... Thank goodness for that said Suzan....Its got a nice head on it......Just like my manhood replied Tony with a smile xxxx
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/04 17:54Scotty was fanning Ducky as she was slowly recovering,have I missed anything she said, no only Tony's cockerel,thank god for small mercies said Cat.I'll have you know I have won prizes with my cockeral,if he does'nt stop making that awful racket he will be in the pot with dumplings said Bobby, she was trying to drive with the creature sat on her shoulder.Dont tell me said Karl, the bloody chicken is a special agent in disguise..........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/04 18:36Really said cat looking decidedly suspicious. My ma told me beware of dead wierd birds cos they aare usually trouble and any bird travelling with goldmember is surely a dirty ol bird!!
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/04 19:41 The motley crew had arrived at their destination,right said Scotty everybody out.Is this where we are going to stay said Ducky looking at the very dilapidated old cottage,well its cosy said Suzan there is a lovely big fire burning in the grate.I just saw a ........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/04 20:58are you sure we are not in briggadoon,said ducky because there is a mist come up and I can see a OOOH WOW and before anyone could stop her she hiked up her skirt and with hair flying jumped over the gate and run across the glen. Oh no said Karl we had better go after her,God knows what she has seen
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/05 09:20Ducky had seen a gypsy gentleman from her past,she was going to pursue him at all cost.Come back Ducky said Suzan you dont know what you are............
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/05 14:23Ducky had caught up with her lost love and was oblivious to everything around her.Suzan and the gang looked on not wishing to interrupt the scene before them.Hello there! a cry came from over the hillock are you the ...........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/05 16:43loony revolution party..What if we are shouted back Scouse.. Well if you are,we will give you a run for your monney and.. How much cash are we talking about here interupted Tony with a calculating look in his eyes..
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/05 17:37Only Ive got the odds for the runners of the 3.00 pm at Sandown Park......Leg of Lamb is Joint favourite.....Dusty Carpet will take some beating....Bookie in the Field is an outside bet .....
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/05 18:36tonypark wrote: Only Ive got the odds for the runners of the 3.00 pm at Sandown Park......Leg of Lamb is Joint favourite.....Dusty Carpet will take some beating....Bookie in the Field is an outside bet .....
while Tony was picking out the runners ducky stared to laugh..why are you laughing said Karl ..eerrum she said blushing I know a dirty version of a horse race. I think I know the one you are on about said Cat and Suzan..Really said bjm and Scouse all ears,What is it..Never mind what is is said Bobby coming to Duckys rescue..We have trouble brewing.. spoil sport said cheeky, Webbo and Scotty. My glass is empty and I need a refill so ducky Stagger back to the cottage wth me, I might not have heard that one said posh >hic>
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/06 08:44We have a meeting tomorrow with the local's said Bobby,whats it all about said Scotty,dont know all the details, but it has something to do with haggis and other scottish novelties.I have never had any haggis said Ducky,well your in for a treat said Cat,you can invite your Romany friend to eat with us,what we having said Bjm,why haggis of course.(Cat thought Ducky's dark haired toy boy was quite a dish too).Well ok said Ducky but.............
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/06 11:17Sticking with bjm on this as he is a native of Scotland and he will keep me right on this food.Och dont worry your pretty little head lassie,just go for it,just mash up your neeps and tatties all together and spoon in your whiskey,anyone who dosent like their whiskey pass it over here said bjm, and turning to the rest of the gang said ok lets get this party started----
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/06 12:58They all ate their haggis,it is an acquired taste I think said Scotty,oh I agree said Suzan. Ducky did'nt comment she was too busy watching Cat who was making a move on her fella......
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/06 14:27Unbeknown to the rest of the gang.Ducky had already told Cat that the dark haired good looking man was older than he looked and proberly had platic surgery,he thought he was gods gift to woman. She had been one of the few females who had not falling straight into his arms and that was one of the reasons why he was still fascinated with her.Cat laughted and said lets both have a bit of fun and string him along togeather
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/06 15:26There was a loud banging on the cottage door,Ducky opened it to see a large red headed man in a kilt, Scotty noticed he had a Claymore in his hand,where,s the battle Karl asked him(his name was MacDougall) he was related to the flour people.Was he one of the flour graders said Suzan,I am going to ask if .......
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/07 10:49if he is a self-raising agent grinned Cat.......i am going to ask him if he knows how to toss the caber said Bobby....better you tell him to sling his hook said posh....ducky with confidence quickly grabbed the bottle and slammed the door shut...dont want to look a gift horse in the face she said.......
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/07 13:54So off went Ducky into the night with her MacDougall,the rest of the gang could not believe she had left them,dont worry said Scotty she will be back in the morning.When morning dawned they found a ransom note,stuck to the front door with a dagger oh lor said Suzan look .............
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/07 18:00It says help my friends.. you can take your time as am having some fun at the momment The Macdougall Clan have asked for 50 thousand pounds ransom monny.. they said they would settle for twenty quid( dam cheek )funny that offer was made after I told Them I was related to clans all over the world and was tryig to tell them the names.. love ducky
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/08 12:39Hang on said Bobby this is a trick, Ducky will be in no danger,they are trying to hoodwink us.While we are searching for Ducky they will be getting the secret recipe for Hamish's haggis from the factory.Well we must split our..........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/08 15:59split our minds and do a double take of this situation.......im getting double vision said suzan.....make mine a double said karl to bjm holding out two glasses for refill........two wrongs do not make a right said Dab who had crept in unseen (he of course 2 dabhand at everything).....ive got a double magnum said posh maybe wwe can use this to fire a few shots at them.........tony and scotty were quiet...they .....
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/08 16:22Had come up with a plan to stake out the factory,but would need some help.I know some real tough fellows from the MacManic clan said Bjm,can you get in contact with them said Scotty.I will send a message with Mad Maginty he is living just down the........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/08 18:52Suddenly there was a commotion outside.There stood ducky with a waggon full of booze and food..what happend they said, we thought you had been kidnaped what's in the bag..I was she said but the chief and all the towns people suddenly decided to club together and gave me fifty thousand pounds and this waggon, they said they where sorry. about kidnaping me.. but what I dont understand is when they where waving me of,there was talk about throw a big party and they swore to be more carfull about who they kidnaped in the furture. I told them I would go after the party cus I was still telling them my clans names .
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/08 19:37Well now Ducky is back we must stop them from stealing the secret recipe said Bobby.Bjm had arrived with the heavy mob and they really did look terrifying,never fear said Tony nobody will get past them lot.Meanwhile down at the whiskey distillery..........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/09 11:26Cat was on her back.... VERY drunk as she had sslipped away unseen. Oh crap said webbo what the hell can we do with her in that state. Tony for once was a gentleman as he liked ladies able to choose and carried her upstairs and asked suzan to sober her up. Oi!! bog off she shouted it took ages to get in this state!!! Shut up you silly mare said tony and dropped her very unceremoniously on the sofa. Every one else waited upon his return but they then found scouse and bjm drunk too. Oh crap said the rest lets get stuck in. If you cant beat em,.....
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/09 12:40Now just a minute said Bobby we are on a case here,Scotty shove Cat Bjm and Scouse under the cold shower,Tony and the rest of you follow me.Poor old Scotty was left to try and manhandle the happy drinkers into the shower Cat was being very naughty she wanted........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/09 15:21to run naked over the glen!! but scotty pinned her firmly down and told her to behave. OOOOOO scotty said lady m you manly fing yoo. Oh crap said scotty she,s off on one. TONY!!!!! Tony leapt to attention only to laugh and say mate you got yer hands full and leg it saying last time i dealt with her like that i was tied up for days. Scouse raised a wet drunk head then say ing tied up? days? where lemme at em....
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/09 17:45Scotty had given up trying to get Cat to behave,she was last seen running naked over the heather with Tony in hot pursuit.Meanwhile back at the Haggis factory they caught the culprits redhanded.Right said Bobby job over you can all go home for some well earned leave,by the way where is Cat and Tony,I have absolutely no idea said Scotty as he went to pack his things.........
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/09 22:17i wonder where we will land up next said suzan..I dont care as long as I can bring my champers with me. posh <HICKD>. Cat staggered in through the door..Oh God she moaned I feel sick,no more booze for me I have learnt my lesson..I have heard all that before muttered Ducky holding her head over the toilet.we all say that untill the next time, Bobby can you run cold water into the sink so I can dunk her face in'it that will sober her up
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/10 15:05Bobby promptly ran a cold sink and grabbing cat she bent her over and imersed hear entire head in the water. A very quick dunk soon brought her round. Then she groaned loudly and went rather red in embarrassement . What,s your problem said suzan dragging scouse over to a cold bath by one trouser leg. It,s not like running accross a glen naked is the worst thing you ever did she giggled. Cat was quickly dressing and saying nothing. Then suzan had a flash of comprehension and burst out laughing. Ok madam what tree fence post or other obstacle have you left tony tied to? Cat went practically purple then and muttered something unintelligable. At that point the door burst open and.....
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Re:Let's write a story - disability site - 2008/09/10 16:17In rushed Scotty,you better come quick I found Tony tied up,but he is surrounded by those cows with the big horns(Scotty does'nt like cows)they would'nt let me through to him.We had better hurry up he has no clothes on,it is freezing out there,he looks in a bad way.Who the hell tied him up said Bobby, if I find out there is going to be..........
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