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Karl
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poems - 2008/08/23 12:26 A fart it is a pleasant thing
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound like a song!

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while...

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To inside an elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true -
We must never forget...
Sweaty old farts like you!
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Re:poems - 2008/08/23 15:37 very good
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Re:poems - 2008/10/01 12:18 THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING
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Re:poems - 2008/10/01 12:34 Oh karl this is so funny i nearly dropped off my chair laughing mate!! Nice one LOL
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Re:poems - 2008/10/01 14:11 You have excelled again,oh great leader
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Re:poems - 2008/10/01 17:21 brilliant
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Re:poems - 2008/10/01 17:23 I salute you Karl
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Re:poems - 2008/10/01 19:50 Just to add my voice on this wave of adulation..Nice one Karl xxxx
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Re:poems - 2008/10/01 20:01 The Boy stood on the burning Deck
His pockets full of Crackers,


At that he gripped her
And pulled her on
Like a well worn sea boot
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