Funny lol

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.



The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'



He answers 'Yes - caffeine'



'Have you ever been in the services?'



'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'







The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward



employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?







The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles



off.'







The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you



right now.



Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.



You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM



every day.'







The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM,



why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '







'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.







'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and



scratching our bollocks, not really any point in you coming in for that.'

I was walking down the Old Kent Road on Monday and got a little concerned when I had to pass a group of Millwall fans...
As I went past...a prawn was thrown at my head...followed by a piece of crab...then an avocado...
Thats just for Starters ...said the leader xxxx;) :whistle:

Ok i dont get that whatsoever but lol anyway tony hahahahaha:laugh:

TheLadyMagenta wrote:

Ok i dont get that whatsoever but lol anyway tony hahahahaha:laugh:

Prawns....Avocado.....all Dinner..Starters hun....Its come to something when Ive got to explain....lol

:blush: oops blonde moment methinks LOL

Didnt know you were an Essex girl hun xxxx;) :whistle:

Im NOT:angry:

Only asking.....Its a fine and Noble county..Essex xxxx;) :whistle: :silly: :side:

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tonypark wrote:

Only asking.....Its a fine and Noble county..Essex xxxx;) :whistle: :silly: :side:

Any county which has sex in it's name is fine to you Tony! Honestly, you is sooo predictable sometimes

Oh...jumping on ..the Predictable Bandwagon then ??? xxxx;) :whistle: :silly: