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17 years 7 months ago #15003 by tonypark
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he thought of elves with little on,
female ones who tried to con,

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17 years 7 months ago #15016 by Dorrie
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house

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17 years 7 months ago #15018 by tonypark
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Presents were laid before the tree,
They even wrapped a mouse,

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17 years 7 months ago #15058 by ducky
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for there large black cat
knowing there would be fun and games

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17 years 7 months ago #15059 by Dorrie
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A large Christmas turkey
Was roasting with stuffing
Hope they will eat it
Or I've done this for nothing:whistle:<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2008/12/12 16:38

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17 years 7 months ago #15072 by tonypark
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Followed by pudding with Brandy on top,
The more custard they eat the more they slop,
It wasnt the mince pies that made them rush,
But the prunes in the dish made them flush.

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17 years 7 months ago #15083 by Dorrie
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When they retired for the night many were merry
Was something to do with the bottle of Sherry

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17 years 7 months ago #15098 by tonypark
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Plus the Brandy and Vodka and Whiskey as well,
They got so p.ssed there was no way to tell,

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17 years 7 months ago #15119 by Dorrie
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The presents were laid under the tree
Left there by Santa for you and me:)

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17 years 7 months ago #15150 by tonypark
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Yours was of silk and stunning to see,
Mine was of wool and didnt fit me ,

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17 years 7 months ago #15160 by Dorrie
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I'm sure poor Santa did his best
Leaving you a wooly vest
To keep you warm out in the snow
Pink is your colour,did you know:lol: :whistle:

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17 years 7 months ago #15175 by tonypark
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The vest is warm and left in haste,
Its long and falls below the waist,
So good to cover its a stonker,
It even covers my magic plonker ;) :whistle:

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