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but the Herb family. Romary and Basil Thyme, With daughters Angelica and dilly ,friends Mr and Mrs Sage and son herbe. We are going to are annuall season ball would you like to join us. The Spicy Red Hot chilly Group are the main band :dry:

Well we might as well join them said Roger to Edna,I have got nothing better to do.Oh I cant go said big Edna I must make my way to the train station I am going to Hogwarts school to visit my kid sister,she is training to be a witch you know.......

There she met an old friend also off to hogwarts. How are you madge asked big edna? Im good she said but i am off to hogwarts on a secret mission you know. Really? asked edna i thought you were off to see that snotty little brother of yours! Oh no said madge, it,s very official but the ministry of magic has mentioned a snake problem but i cant think what it might be.....

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They reached the railway station,what platform number do you want said Roger.Its nine and three quarters said the two ladies,dont be stupid girls there is no such number.Just run at the wall and you will see said the girls,Roger said ladies first(he was always polite to the fairer sex)the truth was he thought they were both barmy,but to his surprise they both disappeared through the wall with Roger close behind them......:whistle: :whistle: :silly:

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Well that showed him sniffed madge and Edna! Mind you you cant be ttoo carefull said roger if he did not smell of whiskey someone might believe him. They turned just as the hogwarts Exppress glided into the platforn all gleaming doors and smoke. What a sight said madge it lifts the heart....

They grabbed a seat next to all the kids returning to school.Well here we are said Roger did anyone bring any sarnies I,m starving.Can any of you get out your wand and magic up some food.One little girl stood up shouted a few strange words,waved her wand and there appeared before them ........:whistle: :whistle: :blink:

very angry pig. ops sorry said the young girl i asked for bacon sarnies and pork pies, good job you never asked for:huh:

Tounge said madge you could have conjoured anything. Eventually the sweet trollry came round and feeling rather bad for the little girl over the pig thing Edna bought loads of..

Chocolate frogs which hopped about,I cant eat any of those said Roger they are alive,dont be silly said Madge it is just magic.Roger was about to devour one when there was an almighty scream,my god said Roger what was that.Madge looked her mouth wide open with shock.........:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/21 16:22

A pupil seemingly in a trance was slowely advancing on roger wand in hand. Dont move anyone said madge he is under a very dangerous spell from the dark one, it,s the....

Curse of the one who cannot be named.Roger looked at this child with wand in hand,that is enough of this nonsense he said, big Edna moved forward to stand in front of him,there was a flash of light then everything went dark,when the lights came on Big Edna had gone,in her place was........ :ohmy: :whistle: