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ive got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts karl sang......so wots going down here he looked at his motley crew.....get yselves together he ordered im off back to get my arms full in grease........<br><br>Post edited by: suzan, at: 2008/08/29 17:02

SILENCE thundered Posh, I am the ruler here. everybody SIT..when all where sat on the floor even the two srangers..she rose and looking at them all.said HIC now where where we..:huh: :blink:

Trying to figure out why everyones behaving like a total bunch of fruit and nuts said cat and i think i know why! When ducky and me went for refreshment at sainsburys for beer and sarnys this little chap working there was overtly helpfull wasnt he ducky? Oh yes!! she said. And said cat we found it odd he never had any uniform either. WAIT! shouted bobby, was it a little ginger haird stubbly faced skinny chappie? Yes matter of fact it was said cat. Oh god said bobby we have all been spiked by pill popping pete the plan pilfering spy!! Did you happen to nootice wether you still have tonys scroll? Cat whipped up her skirt and checked her suspender strap, Oh damn it she wailed i thought i felt something but i assumed it was tony copping a feel! Ermm he wernt there you dozy mare said ducky in exasperation. Well he has the scroll so...\&quot;Hold on hold on ladies\&quot; said tony thrusting his pelvis forward and taking a long thick bulge slowey out of his trods. OOO TONY said bobby i do love it when you do that!! It was a fake scroll he pinched said tony. I knew the little squirt would go for cats undies so i switched them. HOW? asked bobby arching one delicatley tweezed brow? Umm well it was like this see blustered tony but too late as bobbys handbag came firmly down on his bonce. You were at it again you loose morralled philandering toe rag!! Um yea sorry said tony but i cant help it! Well at least we still have the origional said the green chap who was looking thoroughly confused and popping a stella in the hope of understanding these mad people. Thats the stuff said bjm get it down yer neck but make sure it,s not a spiked one or you,ll go.....<br><br>Post edited by: TheLadyMagenta, at: 2008/08/30 03:38

From bad to worse.Well I am still waiting to hear what our visitors want us to do said Scotty.The two strangers stood up and bent forward,they both removed masks to show the real people underneath.Oh my word said Ducky and Cat,they look like.....:ohmy: :blink:

The terrible male twins, ooh please please can I interagate them said Ducky ,trying to remember where she put her knuckledusters and me said Suzan taking her eyebrow tweezers from her bag,Not with out me you dont said Cat cracking her long bootlaces..I can take a mug shoot of there faces said Cheeky...:huh:

Oie said Webbo i thought i was the photo expert here, as he slung a stella at bjm, but bjm was looking at the bruising on tonys face,you dont half put youself in some sore places tony, i suppose it is right what ducky and suzan say about you, you are a gigollo, well we cant let your loins rule your head in this special branch of ours, so get back on track and start following orders.whats next Scotty----?

We have to be very careful here said Scotty,it seems they have some sort of space craft hidden in the trees.Is there any more of them onboard asked Bobby.Well it seems it's only their female staff there ,I would like Tony and Karl to go on board and see what they can find...... :whistle:

do you mean they have a space craft up in fruit trees said ducky it could be datetrees said suzan.or even coconut trees said cat what about fig trees put in Bobby Im hungry chimed in cheeky..:blink: :huh: :whistle:

Tony and Karl departed on their mission,Bjm arrived with a large bag filled with sandwiches pasties and meat pies,oh joy said Ducky food at last have you brought any cakes.Cat produced a large tin containing Ducky's favourite fruit cake also a thermos full of her beloved tea.Just as they were getting stuck in to the food Karl came running through the woods towards them.He looked in a sorry state his clothes were torn off,quick help me he shouted they have got Tony and they are going to...........:ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

use his guts for garters..i thought they were joking..he said but they werent playing with me.....they are vicious vixen...they spitting blood...they ........oh no....and with that he fell in a faint at the feet of the happily munching bunch..........quick said bj...grab yer armour....we gotta get down to businesss....we gotta rescue tony.....<br><br>Post edited by: suzan, at: 2008/08/31 09:39

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Scotty and Bobby rushed with Bjm to check out what the situation was ,they dashed into the spacecraft and dashed out again,:blush: :blush: :blush: I dont think Tony needs any help said Scotty he is ..........:ohmy: