It,s the way you tell em

A man was helping his wife pick a password for a site, he typed in MYPENIS, the message came back \"Not long enough\":whistle:

Ann Summers new vibrator is so realistic that just before the female climaxes ...it cums...farts.....goes limp....rolls over and turns itself off xxxx :whistle: :side:

Two Australians on a beach are pulling on a rope attached to a radical muslim.....A vicar passes by and says...Its good to see man helping fellow man....
First Aussie turns to other and says...The vicar might know about Christianity..but knows sod all about Shark Fishing xxxx :whistle:

I dont have a jokes at momment but enjoy the ones put up

An English couple driving towards Dublin are lost so they ask Paddy....Excuse me whats the quickest way to the City Centre???
Paddy says...Are you driving or walking ???
Couple...We are Driving.....
Paddy....Thats the quickest way xxxx :whistle:

I managed to make a fool of myself getting on the bus today.I had some shopping and was searching in my pocket for my pass, the driver gave me a ticket whilst waiting to see it.Idiot me says, hang on I will give you a quick flash(of the pass).Driver replies that's the best offer I've had this morning.I sit down quickly with a very red face.:blush: :blush:<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/17 17:01

Dorrie wrote:

I managed to make a fool of myself getting on the bus today.I had some shopping and was searching in my pocket for my pass, the driver gave me a ticket whilst waiting to see it.Idiot me says, hang on I will give you a quick flash(of the pass).Driver replies that's the best offer I've had this morning.I sit down quickly with a very red face.:blush: :blush:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/17 17:01

Excuse me...Whats a Bus ???? xxxx :lol: :whistle: :silly:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

I managed to make a fool of myself getting on the bus today.I had some shopping and was searching in my pocket for my pass, the driver gave me a ticket whilst waiting to see it.Idiot me says, hang on I will give you a quick flash(of the pass).Driver replies that's the best offer I've had this morning.I sit down quickly with a very red face.:blush: :blush:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/17 17:01

Excuse me...Whats a Bus ???? xxxx :lol: :whistle: :silly:

It's what your car turns into, when you try to park it:whistle: :whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

I managed to make a fool of myself getting on the bus today.I had some shopping and was searching in my pocket for my pass, the driver gave me a ticket whilst waiting to see it.Idiot me says, hang on I will give you a quick flash(of the pass).Driver replies that's the best offer I've had this morning.I sit down quickly with a very red face.:blush: :blush:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/17 17:01

Excuse me...Whats a Bus ???? xxxx :lol: :whistle: :silly:

It's what your car turns into, when you try to park it:whistle: :whistle:

Think your getting me confused with a bad driver xxxx :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

I managed to make a fool of myself getting on the bus today.I had some shopping and was searching in my pocket for my pass, the driver gave me a ticket whilst waiting to see it.Idiot me says, hang on I will give you a quick flash(of the pass).Driver replies that's the best offer I've had this morning.I sit down quickly with a very red face.:blush: :blush:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/17 17:01

Excuse me...Whats a Bus ???? xxxx :lol: :whistle: :silly:

It's what your car turns into, when you try to park it:whistle: :whistle:

Think your getting me confused with a bad driver xxxx :ohmy:

One who suffers from road rage:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

I managed to make a fool of myself getting on the bus today.I had some shopping and was searching in my pocket for my pass, the driver gave me a ticket whilst waiting to see it.Idiot me says, hang on I will give you a quick flash(of the pass).Driver replies that's the best offer I've had this morning.I sit down quickly with a very red face.:blush: :blush:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/17 17:01

Excuse me...Whats a Bus ???? xxxx :lol: :whistle: :silly:

It's what your car turns into, when you try to park it:whistle: :whistle:

Think your getting me confused with a bad driver xxxx :ohmy:

One who suffers from road rage:lol:

Just as well that I am Always in Total control..Behind the wheel xxxx :whistle: :silly:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

I managed to make a fool of myself getting on the bus today.I had some shopping and was searching in my pocket for my pass, the driver gave me a ticket whilst waiting to see it.Idiot me says, hang on I will give you a quick flash(of the pass).Driver replies that's the best offer I've had this morning.I sit down quickly with a very red face.:blush: :blush:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/17 17:01

Excuse me...Whats a Bus ???? xxxx :lol: :whistle: :silly:

It's what your car turns into, when you try to park it:whistle: :whistle:

Think your getting me confused with a bad driver xxxx :ohmy:

One who suffers from road rage:lol:

Just as well that I am Always in Total control..Behind the wheel xxxx :whistle: :silly:

Oh you little liar:lol: :lol: :whistle: