Ha ha hahahahahahaha!!!

I was sent this email today.

I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba dog food at Pick 'n Pay (like Sainsbury's) and standing in
a queue at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Eukanuba Diet again, although
I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 22 kilos before I awoke in an intensive care unit with tubes coming
out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that all you do is
load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time
you feel hungry. And I told her that the food is nutritionally complete so I
was going to try it again. I have to mention here that by now, practically
everyone in the queue was enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in hospital in that condition because
I'd been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the
street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow... why else would I buy dog food

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very good :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

very good

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xx suzan xx