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Just had the cops on the phone, they said, a blue mobility scooter was stolen today, if anyone trys to sell you a scooter please call 999. How do the cops know my phone no? how do they know I am disabled? I don't have a police record! very strange

Ahhh Karl my m8...Its probably Hull Constabulary ..Mystic Division :laugh:

The lift engineer came to adjust the door today, now the door is totally broken, I even did him a note explaining the problem as I was away. it was a 5 mins job, 90 mins later he broke it. Useless sod.....

So is it a case of, his lift doesn't go all the way up :laugh:

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