What a Dilemma

A man is in mid throws of sexual intercorse with a wife when the husband walks into the room.Does he.....

1...Turn to the husband and say..That will be £45 please...

2...Lay perfectly still and pretend to be invisible....

3...Walk to the TV naked and say that its fixed....

4...Ask whether its OK to carry on......

xxxxx :laugh: :side: :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Jump on them with Gay abandon....Is this school friend of yours female ???? xxxx;) :ohmy:

It is not my Dilemma, just a general one:)
I would choose No 2:lol:

Where??? may I ask xxxx :ohmy:

Where what:blink: :blink: :blink:

You bump into someone outside the supermarket, they fling their arms round you, kiss you on both cheeks, whilst saying\"Its so good to see you again\" then drag you off for coffee.You are sure you dont know this person.Do you
1 Go with the flow
2 Say I'm sorry, where do I know you from
3 Let them know you dont know them, but are happy to make friends.
4 Wonder if you do know them but have had lapse of memory(senior moment)
5 Pretend you understand everything they are saying
:blink: :blink: :S :dry: :huh:<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/06 09:19

Dorrie wrote:

You bump into someone outside the supermarket, they fling their arms round you, kiss you on both cheeks, whilst saying\&quot;Its so good to see you again\&quot; then drag you off for coffee.You are sure you dont know this person.Do you
1 Go with the flow
2 Say I'm sorry, where do I know you from
3 Let them know you dont know them, but are happy to make friends.
4 Wonder if you do know them but have had lapse of memory(senior moment)
5 Pretend you understand everything they are saying
:blink: :blink: :S :dry: :huh:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/06 09:19

Easy..1...2...3...4...and 5 xxxx

4 and 5 as I am polite

Here is a good one.Your hubby/wife arrives home the worse for wear(you are less than pleased)they make alot of noise and are sick in the bathroom.Do you
1 Jump out of bed shouting \&quot;where the hell have you been\&quot;
2 Pretend to be asleep(they will get it in the morning)
3 Wake them with a full english, watch them turn green
4 Bang around the kitchen, not saying a word, just fuming
5 Hand them cleaning cloths etc(for the bathroom)
6 Ask what their underwear is doing in he fridge,then hit them with something heavy:lol: :whistle:

Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/06 16:56<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/06 16:57

Number 5..then say ....Im off out to enjoy myself,will be back when Im ready xxxx

ask them if they had a nice time because you did

This husband of a Cabinet Minister is watching Porn late one night.His wife walks in whilst hes got his Member out..Does He......

1...Say he was doing research...

2...Pretend he fell asleep and his fly was left open and his Member just fell out....

3...Say..hello bitch..cop a load of this...

4...Get her to watch it with him and claim it on MP expenses.....

xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :side:

tonypark wrote:

This husband of a Cabinet Minister is watching Porn late one night.His wife walks in whilst hes got his Member out..Does He......

1...Say he was doing research...

2...Pretend he fell asleep and his fly was left open and his Member just fell out....

3...Say..hello bitch..cop a load of this...

4...Get her to watch it with him and claim it on MP expenses.....

xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :side:

no 1 and 4 :laugh:

Your in a strangers home and his wife seemd familiar.It suddenly comes to you that you were on the end of her Road Rage. Do you.....

1..Tell her about the situation and advise her that she needs to control her temper..

2..Ignore it...

3..Pretend to be driving a car....and smile.....

4...Ask the husband the name of his nutty wife.....

xxxxx :ohmy:

No 2 unless you want them to chuck you out:)