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carrot juice, carrot juice, exciaimed bjm, i dont need to see in the dark, ive still got these xray specs lady m gave me on that last planet we were on and if there is going to be more fightlng i need my stella,-

karl was congratulating himself for putting tony off the scent of the police, him being proper good at sniffing out the fuzz could have been trouble. Have faith said the other two he,s so tied up with the dominatrix from vice he,ll be busy for hours. Shame they never saw a little flash of red and lady m,s copper red barnet vanished back below the window sill. Hmmm she thought now how can i use this to advantage??? She decided a conflab with someone was in order but WHO could she talk to and trust. Oh flip me the game wont half be up if i dont move soon and saying so she ran off to look for....

The other ladies instead she bumped into Scotty coming round the corner,he was deep in conversation with a member of staff.He seemed to be having a disagreement,I dont know why you have to blame me and my friends we have not done anything wrong he said,I think you have a cheek it is not cheap to book here for a week.If we have to leave early I will be expecting a refund,we will not be cheated just what is it we have done...... :huh:

Before Scotty could give her a dressing down, and a piece of his mind...which he might need later.. Cus he had forgotten that he had booked in for two weeks..Karl came hurrying up. His curly wig firmly in place. Let me talk to her he said

Now look here young lady do you realise who I am.She looked at Karl and said no not really,are you someone important.Of course he is said Scotty this is the famous........:ohmy: :huh: :dry: :blink:

Godfather Don Karlorels Are you now she said running her fingers through his curly hair..I am called Goldie I am a hairdresser...Karl was only half lisening his mind was in a state of pure bliss ..Where do you come from she said. Why dont you take the lady to a quite spot and tell her all about yourself said scotty poking him.hard :huh: :huh: :dry:

Karl led Goldie away whilst fishing something out of his pocket. Whats that said lady m eyeing them suspiciously. Just a little forgetting device said scotty. Wierder and wierder she said as karl pointed a pen type thing at goldie and flashed a bright light from it into her eyes. Karl was still talking and scotty said he,s telling her what to remember before you ask. Feeling sure this plot was familiar in some way lady m turned to scotty again and said what in the world is going on. Well if it was JUST this world it would be easy said scotty. He held out his hand and shook hers. Im agent S, and this whole place is under observation by us. Us being the M>I>B,s.....

I am sorry I cant tell you anymore at the moment you will have to speak to Karl he is the boss.What is going on Lady Mag asked again,Scotty looked at her and smiled,I dont even know all the details myself,we will just have to trust Karl and hope we all get through this in one piece,Lady Mag started to walk away when.......:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink:

Around the corner came a rather large posh looking car,who is that said Lady Mag to Scotty.Oh god said Scotty run over and tell Karl that she has arrived,who's arrived said Lady Mag,its the big boss lady from up there,up where said Lady Mag,the space federation council,just then the big boss got out of the car.Hello Agent S where is the rest of the team,who is this person said Lady Mag,may I introduce the head of space federation council. Her who must be obeyed,more commonly known as Bobby(she lives round the corner you know).This is Lady Mag she is not one of the team ,but has been............ :whistle:

Snooping around enough to make me believe she has the stuff it takes to be an agent. Have we been compromised said bobby? Not yet but we are down 2 agents. Well make this lady mag a temporary agent and lets sort this mess out. Then there came a long scream from the building. Oh dear said bobby i tried to let you know the undercover agent posing as the dominatrix was rather unorthodox who,s she got in there? Tony guv said scotty. Oh lord go fish him out scotty you lady mag are now agent M. Lets find agent D....

Not only was Tony,working for the other-side,he was licensed to thrill and had the unmistakable code of a born-again Commy basket.....He was zzzxxx069....at times he didnt know what end to start and finish...
Being Russian he was often very,very Red xxxx;)

oh my lord said,bobby will tony be able to take the treatment that this woman will dish out!! at that very moment tony was up side down,hanging from the rafters by his feet while the dominatrix was pulling the grey fluff from his belly button with great force,Dont just pluck me,go on........