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Thats done it said Scotty,our security has been breached,we better look out we have no idea what is going to happen now.
Maybe we should send for reinforcements,who do you suggest The Tele Tubbies said Karl,we are all here there is noboby else to help.We do have to keep within our budget.How much do they allow us for saving the planet said Tony shaking his........:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :dry:

Nuts over the open brazier...You cant beat a nice hot chestnut when its 39 degrees outside...This will be good...
Its Ok ..yelled Suzan...No one knew why she yelled all the time,maybe it went back to that time when she was dropped down the well...Some say it was an accident,but I heard it was planned and executed with precision ..by her boyfriend...Big Nobby Nicholson..
Scotty was getting agitated and insisted on an answer...without further ado he French kissed Ducky with fully extended tongues...Slobber was everywhere...Ducky was aroused....Nipples Aroused...
Nipples Aroused ...where had he come from...one of our US comrades in espionage.....N. Aroused at your service Maam....Put him down woman xxxx:whistle:

Suzan stepped forward..screaming...we are all going to die...Oh,Im too young to go now.....If this is to be my last moments on earth,I want a man to Treat me like a Woman should be treated...Who wants me ???? she pleaded..
Forward stepped Nipples Aroused,as he moved towards Suzan he undid his tight fitting shirt..thus exposing a tanned athletic body,rippling with muscles...He got closer and his shirt was now in his hands ...leaving his well built arms and gym-worked six pack for all to see..
Suzan took a deep breath as Nipples said ( whilst tossing her his shirt)......You want me to treat you as a man likes to treat a woman....Iron that and get me a beer ..he exclaimed xxxxx;) :whistle:

Oh flippin ell said lady mag if this is what we produce in the effort to save the world... well im off to sainsburys to get some beer and shopping and when the rest of you have finished this incendiary behaviour i will be happy to return an assist. And by the way you all left poshpaws by the pool unnassisted with no one but a lifeguard that probably works for the other side to help!! With that she stepped out of the limo followed by bjm who was thinking about the beer and bobby shouting to the rest of them was left in charge! Posh was sleeping by the pool and having been deserted was terribly sunburnt. Oh wot the eck HIC she said waking up. Wheres everyone gone? Ummm it,s like this yer maj said bjm....

Bjm told Posh the whole story are you sure you have not imagined the whole thing she said.Meanwhile back at secret H.Q.Scotty was having trouble remembering the password to open the door.Do get a move on said Ducky its freezing out here, I need the loo said Suzan,I am doing my best,what is the flaming password .........:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :S<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/12 18:23

phew thought princess suzan...that was a close shave.....Nipples Arroused had become n/a....bit shorted sighted of him..he should have gone to peck-savers.............Duchess ducky was still holding her rolling pin..used for the tonsil-hockey earlier...hehehehe she thought....whos going to be flattened next??.........................they grinned knowing they had taken their suit-ors to the cleaners.......................the password..quick said scotty..............HRH posh shluurred her &lt;HIC&gt; behind them.............hey presto...the.....

Door opened, stood behind it was Scouse,he was an old friend so all the members were pleased to see him.I hear you have been having a few problems said Scouse,you are right there said Scotty,glad to have you on board said Karl,who had got his favourite spot by the fire can of Stella in hand,young lady on lap....... :woohoo: :whistle:

Scouse entered the dimmly lit room the scent of the stella led him straight to the fridge after grasping a bottle in each hand he thought \&quot; these three will do for starters \&quot; his nickin hand was usually kept well concealed under his coat but it was the last three stellas in the fridge he just had to have the last one. Take a seat scotty said scouse thought for a moment but decided it was too bulky to hide under his coat......

There will be hell to pay ,whispered ducky to suzan, when bjm gets back and finds scouse has had the last of the stella from the fridge,bjm had left the lady m to finish the shopping and escorted posh back to the rest of the gang.Had kept a low profile for the last couple of days and was just absorbing all that was going on,right he said when they were all assembled,my little grey cells have been working all night and i have found out that we have an imposter in our group,I dont think i am going to like this, said Bobby.

Right said Bobby who is the double agent.Just then Lady Mag stumbled through the door weighed down with Sainsbury's carrier bags.Just sit there you lot dont offer to help will you.Is there any cans in there said Karl the fridge is empty,never mind the cans I'm starving said Scotty whats for supper,Spag Bol said Lady Mag but let me get in the door first will you.Is anybody listening to me there is a traitor in the camp said Bobby,oh said Scotty can I have his helping of Spag Bol,(we dont feed traitors).Oh do shut up you lot said Ducky,this is really......:ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

Double Argent??? Who you calling a Double Argent??? said a stranger in the doorway...
In the name of Pope Greg of Peckham...who are you stranger and and I also have some unfinished questions..
Fire away.....said El Gringo Bandero...the stranger than stranger in the doorway...
OK said Scotty.......How tall is The Little Chef ???
If you strangle a Smurf..what colour does he go ????
If I plan to fail...and fail...Am I a success???

Ahh you stupid person,Im here to help EXPOSE .....

Now just a minute matey said Ducky,you cant just bust in here shouting the odds,by the way where is my flaming cup of tea I am parched, just coming up said Suzan,when she saw who was in the dooway she turned a lighter shade of pale........:ohmy: :blink: :blink: