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Door opened, stood behind it was Scouse,he was an old friend so all the members were pleased to see him.I hear you have been having a few problems said Scouse,you are right there said Scotty,glad to have you on board said Karl,who had got his favourite spot by the fire can of Stella in hand,young lady on lap....... :woohoo: :whistle:

Scouse entered the dimmly lit room the scent of the stella led him straight to the fridge after grasping a bottle in each hand he thought \" these three will do for starters \" his nickin hand was usually kept well concealed under his coat but it was the last three stellas in the fridge he just had to have the last one. Take a seat scotty said scouse thought for a moment but decided it was too bulky to hide under his coat......

There will be hell to pay ,whispered ducky to suzan, when bjm gets back and finds scouse has had the last of the stella from the fridge,bjm had left the lady m to finish the shopping and escorted posh back to the rest of the gang.Had kept a low profile for the last couple of days and was just absorbing all that was going on,right he said when they were all assembled,my little grey cells have been working all night and i have found out that we have an imposter in our group,I dont think i am going to like this, said Bobby.

Right said Bobby who is the double agent.Just then Lady Mag stumbled through the door weighed down with Sainsbury's carrier bags.Just sit there you lot dont offer to help will you.Is there any cans in there said Karl the fridge is empty,never mind the cans I'm starving said Scotty whats for supper,Spag Bol said Lady Mag but let me get in the door first will you.Is anybody listening to me there is a traitor in the camp said Bobby,oh said Scotty can I have his helping of Spag Bol,(we dont feed traitors).Oh do shut up you lot said Ducky,this is really......:ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

Double Argent??? Who you calling a Double Argent??? said a stranger in the doorway...
In the name of Pope Greg of Peckham...who are you stranger and and I also have some unfinished questions..
Fire away.....said El Gringo Bandero...the stranger than stranger in the doorway...
OK said Scotty.......How tall is The Little Chef ???
If you strangle a Smurf..what colour does he go ????
If I plan to fail...and fail...Am I a success???

Ahh you stupid person,Im here to help EXPOSE .....

Now just a minute matey said Ducky,you cant just bust in here shouting the odds,by the way where is my flaming cup of tea I am parched, just coming up said Suzan,when she saw who was in the dooway she turned a lighter shade of pale........:ohmy: :blink: :blink:

Ahh..Procle Harem she thought...We skipped the light fandgo..turned cartwheels cross the floor..I was feeling kind of sea sick.....the crowd called out for mor...the room was .....
Not Whiter Shade of Pale ,said Bobby.....You were a Lighter Shade of Pale....Now please keep up with the plot...I wont tell you again...Ill just pull your finger nails out one by one and feed them to the dogs xxxxx

Please dont feed my dog said Scotty,he has a delicate stomach,he only eats double agents......

Double Agents Ehhhhh ...well Gringo ...Im no Agent of the Double..but I do a good impression of Vince Hill....
El Greco took one look at Lady M and made no hiding of the fact that he found her to be arousing.....Okerly Dokerly Lady M ...you get your way...Im a man..your a woman...lets do what couples do....
They spent the next two hours shouting and screaming obscene words at each other..getting louder and louder xxxx

All this commotion had woken Scouse out of his drunken stoopper the sound of El Grecos high pitched voice still ringing in his ears he reached for the stella bottle he had hidden in his secret little place \" NO \" he cryed Noooooooooooooooooooo it was GONE !!!!!! the Double Argent had been at it again.....

I can not take much more of this,said bobby. i'm so lost im not sure who i am... am i the double agent .she said tearfully.throwing her self in to Tonys arms and looking deep in to his eyes... tell me Tony tell me....

Ahh zo..you drink the Belgium Pees ..said El Greco....Mexican not good enough to refresh your cockles then ???
Scouse had noticed that the once perfect El Greco had moved from Spanish accent to the Cockerney Rhyming stuff.
He tested him with....So El Greco...Would you like to come with me up the Apples and lift my Bone and put it on your Barnet...
El Greco looked discusted....