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Dont worry said lady mag im all over the ufo business ok. bobby has been keeping me infomed while you lot discuss foreighn knickers and such like. Im fairly sure it,s harmless as bobby did ask the docter to check it out. You know how much he likes us humans though heaven knows why being as we seem to have degenerated into a bunch of spag bol munching beer drinking knicker obsessed fruitcakes. Saying this sshe burst out laughing at the look of total indignation on poor scotty,s face as he had been trying to regain order for ages. Oi you never told me that doctor was involved said tony feeling somewhat concenered that his edge with the ladys was in danger whenever said man was present. He,s not said bobby just passing through and helped me on the way they are only a trawler company from some little planet going on holiday. Now whats next on the agenda?

Never mind whats next on the agenda..said Ducky and Suzan...We have been baking these cakes for the inter-planetary trip of a lifetime and have no idea whether the anti-gravity Spondulikater will affect the Ice topping......Ducky broke down in tears and Suzan yelled at the top of her voice......
Scouse seemed pissed as usual ......

Right said Scotty the u.f.o is sorted out.No more strong drink will be consumed for the time being,you can do what you like when you are off duty,but until then rules must be obeyed.Dont get upset Ducky and Suzan your cakes will be fine.Bjm had gone into a state of shock also Scouse and Karl,fresh orange juice will be available for every one who wants it said Cat,(this is Lady Mag's proper name)Tony was now looking very serious he had just found out what the next mission was to be it was.........:ohmy: :blink: :S :dry:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/14 16:54

the tape that tells us whats happening and what we are to do got chewed up in the buses player.i caught a few bits said cat!! also one of my earphones dont work!
ok,Said Tony spill the beans. oh dear said ducky,not again.bobby had taken a large bite of one of the cakes and was waiting to get told off! Cat stood up, Right i heard HASTINGS, HOT GOLD, AND BOMBS! well said,bobby firstly,whos our bomb expert? and scotty bring your trucks,girls no bikinis and boys no speedo's. Tony can you swim? and Cat you will need a mermaid suit! ok BJM, DRIVE!! HASTINGS HERE WE COME! we are going to the sea side,said ducky.....

but first can sombody tell me what posh, webbo and cheekymonkey are carrying in the big crates over there..Well posh was giving orders to be exact..oh yes I forgot to tell you all, said suzan we are going to try and take some pictures of what we see... posh was trying to get some illicet chanpaigne on board, hoping nobody would notice ..:huh: :dry:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/14 17:19

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside.Oh I do like to be beside the side,Scotty and Ducky were singing at the top of their voices.For goodness sake shut up you two,we are supposed to be under cover.Scotty and Ducky hid under the duvet and carried on with the song,meanwhile Cat had gone to fetch fish &amp;chips for everyone,dont forget the salt and viniger shouted Karl.Well if they did'nt know we were coming they do now said Bobby I wonder........:blink: :huh: :blink: :blink: :blink:

wot the hotel is like asked cheeky monkey,o probably a doss house if Scotty has booked it said scouse,im not bothered said bjm as long as its got a bar,i will second that said Karl,just listen to you two said suzan we are starting out on a new mission and you are on about drink again,we need our sustinance suzie baby, and we are under cover anyway arnt we tony? it had not taken Tony long, he already was under cover along with the chambermaid, Tony shouted ducky just wot do you think your ----

doing, Ducky was still singing away.Quiet people said Bobby ,our orders have arrived.We are to protect the girls doing the modelling at a fashion show next door to the White Rock Theatre.The girls will be wearing diamonds worth a bomb.You will all be in disguise,Ducky will be a Chinese fish fryer from the shop next door.I will never pass for Chinese said Ducky I have not got the right shaped eyes,oh just squint a bit said Suzan no one will notice.Suzan you and Cheeky will be models,what are we modelling said Suzan,oh it's exotic underwear said Bobby.Tony sat up and took notice at the mention of under garments.Webbo will be taking photo's for the local rag.Posh will be opening the show,posing as Lady Hiclot from Champers Mansion,which is in the posh part of Paris.Karl will be her bodyguard and driver.That means Karl you will protect her if trouble kicks off.Cat will be a fortune teller, stationed outside the fish shop.Scotty and the others will be mixing with the crowd,wearing Kiss me Quick hats and carrying large wet codfish as weapons(we are not allowed firearms)By the way said Bobby me and Tony will be in the big white van over there,keeping an eye open,but will spring into action if needed.Now do you all know what you are doing........:blink: :blink: :whistle:

.....suzan and cheeky skipped off to the grounds of to le theatre, bucket and spade in hand...and started digging....oy what do you 2 think you are doing said bjm in disbelief...well were digging the dirt for some modeelling clay said cheeky............webbo got his camera ready......right here we are said cheeky, hands dirty she held up a shape of a bird........quick webbo...and webbo shot the clay pigeon............meanwhile ducky grasping her rolling pin got ready to batter some cod pieces....

Cat meanwhile was telling the fortune of some young lady outside the fish shop. I see a man in your future she said mysteriously as she watched tony and scouse eyeing the pretty young girl up. You may have to make choices ummmm cod or haddock very well could be one!!! As the girl got up to leave a very odd little man sat down in the vacant seat. He had beady little eyes and an odd bulge under his coat. How about you tell me my fortune lady he said grinning evilly. Poor cat gulped eyeing the bulging coat nervously. Scotty and bobby were eyeing the situation from a distance and noted her distress in his binoculars. He gave tony and scouse a hand signal they passed it to everyone else and....

Tony rushed to Cat's assistance,he grabbed the man by the throat.Take that you swine he said what have you got under your coat .The man stood up and revealed that he was totally nude under the coat,who is this pervert said Scotty.Oh that's just Mucky Malcolm the local flasher,he's harmless really said a chap who was just passing by.Suddenly there was a terrible scream coming from the fish shop ..........:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :huh:

me vely sawee said ducky. with sqinted eyes and a lampshade on her head. I thought i was battering a piece of cod ..how was I to know with out my glasses it was :ohmy: :dry: