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Then the door flew open and a loud cvoice said....
































So which of you ar$oles snitched on the fact that I didn't pay tax on that last crate???? :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

That's the last time I accept a GIFT from Elton!!<br><br>Post edited by: Posh, at: 2008/09/15 22:03

It all got too much for Scotty who retired to bed with a bad head,I am worn out after all that ironing.Never mind said Ducky I will make you a nice cup of tea,Suzan has done some baking so you can have a butterfly bun,I know they are your favourites.He was just settling down when there was an almighty bang and everything started to...........:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink: :blink:

To all go Potty Sit down and relaxs with a glass of champers.we are having casserole for dinner said Bobby, off you go Cat Suzan and Ducky. Somethink has been bugging me stated Scouse .what are you talking about the rest of the group asked..Every time the three of them cook a meal things start to happen, Are you saying there putting somthink in the food demanded cheeky. What ever it is I like it said Posh HIC. In the kitchen the cooks where busy ..Do we have any more of the wild mushrooms we found in the woods near Scotty.s cottage asked Cat. There are a few left replied Suzan,they make the meals tast out of this world. yes that's why are cooking is popular beamed Ducky :blink: :huh: :dry: :woohoo:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/16 14:24

Stop you lot dont eat that food,we have just received a message from the foreign office.We have to leave now so get packing we have a plane chartered.Oh bother said Ducky where to now...........:ohmy: :blink: :blink:

Now where did I put me passport with the black and white photo of me..What about the cassarole it took us ages to cook the dam thing uttered Suzan with a stamp of her feet. We can put it in those flask thinks that keep food warm Cat said feelng like Suzan and Ducky that they had worked there socks off..We dont have time for that anounced Bobby What about are clothes cheeky asked.. Sod the clothes what about me champers demanded Posh &gt;HIC&gt; where I go it go's.. All this is foriegn to me declared Dorrie who had joined them..:blink: :blink:

Let us just get to the dam plane in time for take off said Scotty,you have 30mins to get your stuff together.He walked over to Dorrie and whispered in her ear(dont forget you are incognito)Dorrie looked very vague, she walked over to Ducky to see if she knew what the word meant.I think it.........:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :dry: :huh:

i think incognito is latin for get the car in gear pronto, whispered Ducky I will ask Karl he will know :blink: :huh:

Thank god we have an intelligent person on this mission said Dorrie thank you Ducky , as she went to put her case in the car,Karl was just about to ........:ohmy:

open the case...wat ya doing said cat.as karl opened the case and started draping the natty clothes over the car.........im dressing the car in dorries gear replied karl..........<br><br>Post edited by: suzan, at: 2008/09/19 17:35

What...fishnet stockings...black silk skirt...red tight fitting jumper...Is it a French car by any chance or are you just wishful thinking.
At that moment an ugly looking Old Welshman stumbled across their paths...just spouting vague English obscenities for which he was too thick to understand their meanings......He walked a little further and crawled under a rock....
Everyone looked dumbfounded..Then Scotty broke the silence with.....Must be a local xxxx;) :whistle: :lol:

Come on now folks said Scotty we have got to go,which fool put Dorrie's clothes all over the car.Dont look at me said Ducky, I asked Karl the meaning of incognito then he started doing this.That's it said Tony our great leader has finally lost the plot.Bjm came out carrying a crate of Stella,he will be all...........<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/09/20 09:06

geared up and in top condition when he has been tanked up said bjm shoving cans of stella in to karls hands.. I hope there is some for me as I am also running low on fual yawned Scouse.Two full tanks are better than one quoted all the ladies as they pilied into the car decorated in allsorts of clothing by the men to save space inside.. Tally ho here we go <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/20 20:51