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Scotty had given up trying to get Cat to behave,she was last seen running naked over the heather with Tony in hot pursuit.Meanwhile back at the Haggis factory they caught the culprits redhanded.Right said Bobby job over you can all go home for some well earned leave,by the way where is Cat and Tony,I have absolutely no idea said Scotty as he went to pack his things.........:blink: :blink: :blink: :whistle:

i wonder where we will land up next said suzan..I dont care as long as I can bring my champers with me. posh <HICKD>. Cat staggered in through the door..Oh God she moaned I feel sick,no more booze for me I have learnt my lesson..I have heard all that before muttered Ducky holding her head over the toilet.we all say that untill the next time, Bobby can you run cold water into the sink so I can dunk her face in'it that will sober her up :woohoo: :evil: :huh:

Bobby promptly ran a cold sink and grabbing cat she bent her over and imersed hear entire head in the water. A very quick dunk soon brought her round. Then she groaned loudly and went rather red in embarrassement:blush: . What,s your problem said suzan dragging scouse over to a cold bath by one trouser leg. It,s not like running accross a glen naked is the worst thing you ever did she giggled. Cat was quickly dressing and saying nothing. Then suzan had a flash of comprehension and burst out laughing. Ok madam what tree fence post or other obstacle have you left tony tied to? Cat went practically purple then and muttered something unintelligable. At that point the door burst open and.....

In rushed Scotty,you better come quick I found Tony tied up,but he is surrounded by those cows with the big horns(Scotty does'nt like cows)they would'nt let me through to him.We had better hurry up he has no clothes on,it is freezing out there,he looks in a bad way.Who the hell tied him up said Bobby, if I find out there is going to be..........:ohmy: :ohmy:

While you are rescuing poor Tony,I will get a nice hot bath running with some Radoxs said Ducky trying not to laugh,I will help you giggled Suzan.OH LOR I hope Webbo manages take some photes for us to see. The thought of that sent both of them clapsing on the floor overcome with laghter.. :huh: :dry:

Scotty Bobby and the others went off to rescue Tony,however when they got to the place there was plenty of cows but no sign of Tony.Well said Bobby what do we do now,Tony has gone also he is naked and chilled to the bone,if anything bad happens to him heads will roll........... :blink: :blink: :huh:

....rolling their heads they looked high and low...up mountains and over glen..........exhausted and dizzy they made their weary way back to base camp....

......only to see ducky and suzan linking arms and skipping off into the distance with a very clean and shiny tony.......the sweet smell of perfume wafting behind them..............blimey...never seen tony looking so scrubbed said karl......as they rushed to catch up

those old cows...well they knew there way around...showed me a thing or two....tony told them.....come with me.....we are all going to the fun-fair.......

Scotty said oh goody I love the fair,you better behave yourself Ducky he said, no gallivanting with the men,oh dont be such a spoilsport said Cat I remember when I..............:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :huh: :dry:

A few hours later, the alarm clock rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings:woohoo: every one wakes up in Ducky's living room the whole story was just a big dream:pinch: as we all got too drunk at duckys birthday party.:silly:

Now who is going to cook breakfast? :dry:

Poor ducky was looking rather bewilded.she could not remember throwing a party for her birthday.it was the wrong date and month.She glared around at her friends WHOS bright Idea was this SCREECH look at the mess my wee house is in.I want this place cleaned up PRONTO.The thought of a fried breakfast sent her racing to the bathroom. Hu wat hapend said Suzan,Me head moan.d Cat,I feel sick whispered Cheeky,what you doing cuddling me leg said Posh to Tony,Get of us Bobby will you said Bjm and Scouse.Karl what are doing on top of the piano and why Dos Webbo look as if he is playing the piano with his head said scotty with a pale face.:sick: :evil: :huh: :laugh: :kiss:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/12 21:04

Cat was nearly falling for this whole thing when scotty repeated a sentance and the same cat jumped from his knee to the floor... Oh god no she whispered to herself quietly... Tony looking very warily up ay here What he whispered. Move it you silly people we have been put back into the matrix to die just like all these other batterys!...................:ohmy: :ohmy:

Cat called Scotty and Tony into the kitchen,have you figured out what is going on she said to them.Someone is messing with our minds said Scotty,is that what you mean.......:blink: :blink: :blink: :huh: :S :S :S