It,s the way you tell em

A couple are eating out when the wife spills soup all down her front.She says \"Oh now I look like a pig\". Yes said her husband, you have also spilt your soup.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night...

A widow :huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Like it

Did you hear the one about the Honest MP ????





No...nor did anyone else xxxx :evil:

turning to his wife he said 'get you coat on, Mavis I'm going to the pub'
'oh goodie,' she said 'are you taking me to dinner?'
'no' he said,I'm turning the heating down.' :evil:

I've been told I'm really good in bed.
Oh yes \"I can sleep for days\":lol: :lol: :whistle:

Volunteer work??? wouldnt do it if you paid me ..boom boom...

You have to make sacrifices said the INCA high priest ....

Are you trying to make me look foolish....circus clown.....

2.30 race at Epsom..Leg of Lamb is joint favourite......

xxxxxx

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
None they pay someone £5 and screw the money out of us:angry:

Dorrie wrote:

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
None they pay someone £5 and screw the money out of us:angry:

£5 ???? I dont think so..more like £59.00 xxxx :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
None they pay someone £5 and screw the money out of us:angry:

£5 ???? I dont think so..more like £59.00 xxxx :ohmy:

I meant £5 per bulb, they will be enegy saving bulbs, which of course we paid for too!!!!:evil:<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/05/15 19:27

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
None they pay someone £5 and screw the money out of us:angry:

£5 ???? I dont think so..more like £59.00 xxxx :ohmy:

I meant £5 per bulb, they will be enegy saving bulbs, which of course we paid for too!!!!:evil:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/05/15 19:27

Yes ..but they will claim £59.00 each xxxx :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
None they pay someone £5 and screw the money out of us:angry:

£5 ???? I dont think so..more like £59.00 xxxx :ohmy:

I meant £5 per bulb, they will be enegy saving bulbs, which of course we paid for too!!!!:evil:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/05/15 19:27

Yes ..but they will claim £59.00 each xxxx :whistle:

This is true.:lol: