Thought for today.

To old and new friends xxxx :woohoo:

Thanks for the memories past and the memories to come

Its a far ,far better thing I do today..than I would have done yesterday xxxx


First World War .....Private arrives at The Front...
Major asks......Have you come here to die ?????
Private.......Oh no...I came here Yesterdiexxxx LOL

The modern cannibal in a hurry makes do with a sandwich-man for lunch

work is the plague of the lounging classes xxxx

why is the third hand on the watch called the \"second\" hand?