Witty Ditty

I took the train from Tenterden,
Steaming along Im not sure when,
It ricked and racked along the line,
In the buffet I took some wine,
The journey end was Bodiam, I think,
All the steam made my clothes stink xxxx

There was a lady called Ducky
This lady was very plucky
She posts in the forum
With lots of decoram
For her we have much regard
She really is quite a card:)

Bubble and squeek on my plate,
Is not so nice in fact I hate,
Its made of socks and rancid grass,
You can stick the stuff up you ...... ,
So please give me sausage and mash,
I will pay for that with my cash xxxx :laugh:

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There was a young man from Llandolingoyonllangogohfestiniogpoflontopontipool,
Who got tired very quickly. xxxx

I have been to town today
I fed the ducks on the way
It was cold and raining too
Think I may have got the flu
Been to the Dentist again you see
Bet he's sick of seeing me.:whistle: