Witty Ditty

I took the train from Tenterden,
Steaming along Im not sure when,
It ricked and racked along the line,
In the buffet I took some wine,
The journey end was Bodiam, I think,
All the steam made my clothes stink xxxx

There was a lady called Ducky
This lady was very plucky
She posts in the forum
With lots of decoram
For her we have much regard
She really is quite a card:)

Bubble and squeek on my plate,
Is not so nice in fact I hate,
Its made of socks and rancid grass,
You can stick the stuff up you ...... ,
So please give me sausage and mash,
I will pay for that with my cash xxxx :laugh:

:laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :lol: :whistle:

There was a young man from Llandolingoyonllangogohfestiniogpoflontopontipool,
Who got tired very quickly. xxxx

I have been to town today
I fed the ducks on the way
It was cold and raining too
Think I may have got the flu
Been to the Dentist again you see
Bet he's sick of seeing me.:whistle:

Far be it from me to criticise,
But how did you get two black eyes,
Did they develop on there own,
Or did you hit them with the phone,
Either way they are quite a size,
You look like a Panda with those eyes xxxx :silly: :silly:

Dorrie wrote:

There was a lady called Ducky
This lady was very plucky
She posts in the forum
With lots of decoram
For her we have much regard
She really is quite a card:)

I plucked this lady called ducky
She is pretty darn lucky
Got'z plenty of pretty feathers
One by one her fethers are gone
Noe she's bare to the bone :evil:

wilddogfeather wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

There was a lady called Ducky
This lady was very plucky
She posts in the forum
With lots of decoram
For her we have much regard
She really is quite a card:)

I plucked this lady called ducky
She is pretty darn lucky
Got'z plenty of pretty feathers
One by one her fethers are gone
Noe she's bare to the bone :evil:

Dont you dare pluck our Ducky, you will be in big trouble:angry: :whistle:

Pretending to be another,
Is pathetic,unlike a brother,
We have seen through your act,
So I will tell you with tact,
Push off you bitter twisted mother (f.....r )

xxxx :evil:


( Him..heap big p..s Taker...Speak with fork tongue and in fact be a white woman who lies and cheats...to her so-called friends....pretends to be leaving for that great big Powow in the sky.....Do us all a favour and give us credit for being more intelligent than you think we are...Your Pathetic ):evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:<br><br>Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2009/03/26 15:05

Ditto to that:angry:

Dorrie wrote:

wilddogfeather wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

There was a lady called Ducky
This lady was very plucky
She posts in the forum
With lots of decoram
For her we have much regard
She really is quite a card:)

I plucked this lady called ducky
She is pretty darn lucky
Got'z plenty of pretty feathers
One by one her fethers are gone
Noe she's bare to the bone :evil:

Dont you dare pluck our Ducky, you will be in big trouble:angry: :whistle:

wildogfeather tis time we untether you......we have had enuff of your stuff.........please be remembering that we will do dismembering as we use our claws on yr paws should you pass through these doors. :whistle: