Witty Ditty

The sun is hot
But I am not
I'm in the shade
In a sheltered glade
Sitting by the waterfall
Underneath the Castle wall

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Eating a three penny Walls,
A piece slid in his trouser leg,
And froze both of his balls xxxx :ohmy: :lol: :blink:

There was a guy called Mark
Who went for a walk in the park
He met a young girl
He got all in a whirl
And stole a kiss in the dark

In the clouds no one knows
Where the seed of doubt flows
Is it all inside your head
Do you dream whilst in your bed
Maybe you sleep like a log
Or wander in a mindless fog
However you may spend your day
Keep the clouds of doubt away
Life is for joy and fun
Keep the glums on the run.:blink: :whistle:

Wishful thinking has its course,
Unlike those without remorse,
Wishful thinking is full of hope,
Uncaring partners will never cope,
Wishful thinking is no such chore,
Its like bashing your head against the door......xxxx :blink: :whistle:

Often Ive been greeted,
Many times been seated,
In hot weather Ive been heated,
With change sometimes cheated,
In love stakes been defeated,
But something new...on PC Ive been Deleted xxxx :ohmy: :blink: :whistle:

Hasty decisions made in fear,
Are often wrong and never clear,
You pin your hope on change it seems,
Avoiding your feelings and any dreams,
Back to the grind thats made life poor,
Slammed and locked that freedom door,
Give it time where you stood,
Destroyed the things that were good....


xxxxx :whistle: :lol:

Not So Witty.......

Did you give any thought to my feelings,
As you ground them into the dust,
Did you once consider my affection,
When you threw it away you must,
Did you think I would have no emotions,
As you wrote those words about you,
Did you respect me oh so little,
As lies flowed from you ..you knew,

For I have seen the future as you know I can,
That future consists of a bed youve made,
Not laying with a loving ,devoted man,
So its your loss not mine I say,
Regrets do I have..not one,
For I have seen the future with friends (I can trust):whistle: in the sun xxxx

Old Uncle Tom had a dog,
He called it One-Eyed Jack,
To this day I just dont know,
Why he called it that,
For two good eyes the dog it had,
Although it had (just) legs of three,
Always it fell over when it had a pee.

So feel not sorrow for his dog,
That would be a mistake,
As its always eating only finest steak xxxxx;) :whistle:

If you want some words in rhyme
I can do it all the time.
The trouble is though
When I start
People say
I'm way too smart.

Which is why
Oh friends of mine
'Tis best for me
To stop and sign
Away from this
Before you say
Oh Gandra won't you
Go away.