Witty Ditty

Dorrie wrote:

Thank goodness she's been rumbled, it got to be a bore
We really are not stupid, what do you take us for
If you wanted our attention that is not the way
We would give attention, you only had to say
Now I'm afraid you've burnt your boat
But you cannot sit and gloat
The loss is your's it's plain to see
Just how needy you turned out to be.:blink:

:laugh: :laugh: :huh: :blink: <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2009/03/28 17:54

ducky wrote:

thank you all for sticking up for me I thing that is very nice of you
wildogfeather
if I put things in the forum wether it is joking debating or what ever.. you also have that right..my users name IS ducky.. I can joke about it and other members can as long as it is not a personal nasty attack on me .. chickens and other things with feathers can also be plucked to the bone
if you are who I think you are
why did you not tell us the truth about the real illness or probs you had. we would have worked around it and made allowences and if you had no illnesess or probs you still would have been welcome on this site
it is not fair on anybody to make light of anothers illneses or problems or pretend they have them.. there are all diffrent kinds of illness and problems which we members dont understand..&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: ducky, at: 2009/03/28 16:45

Well said Ducky....but I fear that your wods fall on stony ground xxxx

Ditto Ducky:)

Once a jolly Jag Man parked outside a BandQ,
Under the shade of a sun lounge umbrella,
And he laughed and he sang ?????????

tonypark wrote:

Once a jolly Jag Man parked outside a BandQ,
Under the shade of a sun lounge umbrella,
And he laughed and he sang ?????????

:laugh: :laugh: ...to the tune of walzing matilda??:lol: :huh:

suzan wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Once a jolly Jag Man parked outside a BandQ,
Under the shade of a sun lounge umbrella,
And he laughed and he sang ?????????

:laugh: :laugh: ...to the tune of walzing matilda??:lol: :huh:

Yes.....and waited for his bill to come,
Youll come to Homebase with Jag Man and me,
We are off to Homebase,we are off to Homebase,
We are off to Homebase with Jag Man to see,
All the stuff in the store........

If you met me in a club would you speak to me
Would you think I was a nice girl,I'll wait and see
Would I be good enough to meet your Maiden Aunts
Or is all your'e after is getting into my pants
If that is so you are really on a loser
But I may agree to meet you down the Boozer.

I was seated in the chair,
When you let down your hair,
You rubbed my thigh with lust,
I thought that I would bust,
Then you licked my ear,
I didnt have a fear xxxxx

tonypark wrote:

I was seated in the chair,
When you let down your hair,
You rubbed my thigh with lust,
I thought that I would bust,
Then you licked my ear,
I didnt have a fear xxxxx

You are talking about my cat again:blink: :whistle:

A mans best friend is something he must touch,
He spends his life doing it too much,
From an early age he must play,
Trying it out every kind of way,
You would think that it would wear it out,
In fact it keeps going firm and stout,
So the risk of affecting his own sight,
Should make him stop, but its a fight xxxx :silly:

tonypark wrote:

A mans best friend is something he must touch,
He spends his life doing it too much,
From an early age he must play,
Trying it out every kind of way,
You would think that it would wear it out,
In fact it keeps going firm and stout,
So the risk of affecting his own sight,
Should make him stop, but its a fight xxxx :silly:

I am pleased to see your dog gets plenty of exercise, although I did'nt know you had one, after all a man's best friend is his dog.:blink:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

A mans best friend is something he must touch,
He spends his life doing it too much,
From an early age he must play,
Trying it out every kind of way,
You would think that it would wear it out,
In fact it keeps going firm and stout,
So the risk of affecting his own sight,
Should make him stop, but its a fight xxxx :silly:

I am pleased to see your dog gets plenty of exercise, although I did'nt know you had one, after all a man's best friend is his dog.:blink:

exactly...what else ????:whistle: