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17 years 2 months ago #22959 by Dorrie
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Mr Park you must remember I am very old
When I post on forum you must do as your told
When you get as old as me you will feel the same
Some days I even struggle to remember my name
So please treat me like lady and try to do your best
Then I wont tell on the forum the colour of your vest

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17 years 2 months ago #22962 by tonypark
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My vests are there for all to see never out of sight,
Like me the material is pure and the colour it is white,
Run your hands along it and you will feel a rose,
A Rose tattoo is on my chest image all the pose,
Then put your hand in my pocket it will make them talk,
For you will have no problem discovering the Stalk xxxx;) :whistle: :lol:

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17 years 2 months ago #23003 by ducky
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eye have wrt this poem for ear
I am shore your be pleased two no
its letter perfect in its weigh
my chequer toiled me sow ;)

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17 years 2 months ago #23036 by Dorrie
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ducky wrote:

eye have wrt this poem for ear
I am shore your be pleased two no
its letter perfect in its weigh
my chequer toiled me sow ;)


Top marks Dux(I think):lol:

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17 years 2 months ago #23239 by tonypark
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Laying here I know its true,
All I do is think of you,
Thinking of such playful times,
All those sayings ,all those rhymes,
You in stockings I must admire,
For it sets my lust on fire,
Its not too easy to control,
Will have to drive,not just stroll... xxxx ;) :whistle: :side:

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17 years 2 months ago #23248 by tonypark
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Ive spent my afternoon cooking,
Whilst that book youve been looking,
On TV the rugby has been hooking,
Outside the bird food has been tooking ( OK no need to comment)
Im scratching my head for booking,
The last line it is .ooking ( difficult) xxxx :) ;)

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17 years 2 months ago #23339 by Dorrie
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If God had made a woman first would there be any men
If he had made lots of them would we keep them in a pen
We could have them as our little pets
Let them pay up all our debts
Still I suppose they do have a use
Just dont let them out on the loose
Keep them at home and working hard
Whilst you sun bathe in the yard.

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17 years 2 months ago #23397 by tonypark
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Oh you bring a grin to my face,
Whether your wearing cotton or lace,
Those tight fitting trousers with blue short socks,
That long flowing skirt,I adore you in frocks,
Give time to your passion as you dress to meet,
Stocking covered legs right down to your feet,
I watch with arousal as you slide in your seat,
Feeling my heart pounding not missing a beat. xxxx :ohmy:

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17 years 2 months ago #23694 by Dorrie
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Are men really a must have thing
Or just a now and again time fling
Do we need them everyday
Or want them to go away
Are they just for flowers and Chocs
Or if we want to change the locks
I suppose they can be very handy
If between the sheets they are very ???????

Couldn't think of anything to rhyme:blink: :whistle:

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17 years 2 months ago #23695 by tonypark
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In traners and vest its just fun,
That this lady is ready to run,
She wont get too far,
Cos Im in a car,
Semi naked because of the sun xxxx ;)

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17 years 2 months ago #23879 by Dorrie
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If you have a special lady let her know you care
Don't stint on the compliments she may look elsewhere
Bring her flowers and perfume don't forget her kiss
Love will die if not nurtured look what you will miss
Don't forget to phone to say you love her a lot
It says so much more than a quick slap on the bot:P

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17 years 2 months ago #23884 by ducky
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flaming June what a joke
every day is one long soak
in July the sun is hot
is it shinning no it's not
next come August dank and wet
brings more rain than any yet

This is not my own work.. am not that cleaver :laugh:

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