What a Dilemma

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Might be..whos offering ??? xxxx :blink:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Might be..whos offering ??? xxxx :blink:

One day I shall have the last word(maybe):lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Might be..whos offering ??? xxxx :blink:

One day I shall have the last word(maybe):lol:

Mmmmmm it must be worth a kiss xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Might be..whos offering ??? xxxx :blink:

One day I shall have the last word(maybe):lol:

Mmmmmm it must be worth a kiss xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Oh ok then here are 2 :kiss: :kiss: