STOOOPID!

Testing, testing ... is it on?..... what button?...ok, Hrum...Hello, i am speaking to you now using the latest speech-to-text device from Doofus Enterprises. This is the beta test for the new model and is meant to flag up any problems which may occure due to rapid speech / overheating. The device is designed to assist those who have difficulty typing, or people like me who are just VERY slow. There is also a predictive speech feature which will search for patterns in what you are saying. Boiled egg. The device comes in a grey bus shelter and has a USB cable that plugs into your elbow or tablet. A smartphone version is in devrlopment and should be playing the bagpipes before your lettuce wilts. The driving software comes on memory stick and is compatible with most jam jar underwear. Phnidd nockle ploitees should not be a problem for most users, but those with snicky-snoot-jimbles installed may have to watch out for marmite clashes. During this test I will be thrunking round the floppy nail clippers - so please excuse any blueish dribbles. The software seems to perform very whoopsie and i like the way you can fnerr while you are gawping. One little niggle, two little niggle, all little niggle go poo poo poo! That said, if you wanna be my lover first you gotta be my friend, which can save time if you need to thrustle-pate a file to Birmingham format. All in all in all in all this seems to be an interesting protrusion and under the right brutal fish paste could be very lank and horse-like. Bare in mind that this is a shy teatowel still in developement so there may be see eff gee aytch (NOT "H"aych) eye jay kay elle em en oh pea queue are ess tea you vee doubleyou ex why zed, but I'm sure a bit of tinkering in the lower sock area just behind the fridge will serve us all a fine meal of heavy corks! Let's see how we did here. Thrumble your holster maps. Glisten!

Very good! Hope you get used to clapping very soup!!! :laugh:

Hedgehog, flautists over anvil compost!! (Well, it passes the tme...!)

I'm speechless :woohoo: :whistle:

But I'm sure you've got a beautiful voice...

ohhh you flirt Will!!

Yes, pathetic isn't it?! Err darlin'? (If I'm gonna fail at platonic flirting, I may as well fail everywhere! Can't wait to see how it goes down 'Wiv da lads'!)

Friendly platonic flirting is allowed sweetie! I'm sure myself & Sandie will lap it up!

Will wrote: Yes, pathetic isn't it?! Err darlin'? (If I'm gonna fail at platonic flirting, I may as well fail everywhere! Can't wait to see how it goes down 'Wiv da lads'!)

BUBBADOG14 wrote: Friendly platonic flirting is allowed sweetie! I'm sure myself & Sandie will lap it up!

Will wrote: Yes, pathetic isn't it?! Err darlin'? (If I'm gonna fail at platonic flirting, I may as well fail everywhere! Can't wait to see how it goes down 'Wiv da lads'!)

Can you stop hogging all the fella's BUBBADOG14 and give an old girl a chance :blink:

Hey ladies, I can bore and irritate two women at once! It's a gift I have...

Will wrote: Hey ladies, I can bore and irritate two women at once! It's a gift I have...

Not at all you look just like my English teacher many years ago, I had a big crush
on him :ohmy: :kiss: :kiss: :whistle:

Poor Will will be running for the hills after a week of us Sandie!!! :lol: