blonde joke

You are suffering form what is technically known as an Electra Complex,\" the psychiatrist is informing his blonde female patient. \"In other words, you are in love with your father.\"

The blonde breaks down into hysterical sobbing.

\"Now, now,\" comforts the shrink. \"It's not all that bad.\"

\"Yes..(snif)...yes, it is,\" the blonde gets out between sobs.

\"I have no chance at all...he's a married man!\"

Two blondes walking along on either side of river,one shouts to the other how do i get over there?the other replies you are over there.

Oh dear.... time gentlemen PLEASE?:laugh:

Blonde Door

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.

psychologist: \"What is your dream about?\"

Blonde: \"I am being chased by a vampire...\"

psychologist: \"So, where are you in this dream?\"

Blonde: \"I am running in a hallway.\"

psychologist: \"Then what happens?\"

Blonde: \"Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it won't budge!\"

psychologist: \"Does the door have any letters on it?\"

Blonde: \"Yes.\"

psychologist: \"And what do these letter spell?\"

Blonde: \"P.. U... L... L...\"


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How does a blonde turn off the light after sex?

shuts the car door LOL:blush:<br><br>Post edited by: TheLadyMagenta, at: 2008/09/01 17:09

Two blondes walk into a building
you would have thouught that at least
one of them would have seen it :dry:

ROFL ducky hehehehehehe:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

thank you Cat.. glad my hair was auburn.am celtic and proud of it..:laugh:

Welcome ducky my friend. Im a red haired half romany half irish lass with the italian temper well bred in me im afraid. But being born and bred berkshire i do like to say the old adage..

Celtic born, Celtic bred,
Strong in the arm and strong in the head!!!

Up us celtic lassies!!! WOOHOO:whistle:

:laugh:

celtic roots too on my red head..

...cheers ladies....hic..

hic- hic- hic, hooray for us three celtics. and one more hic for posh
I dont think its me but the square I am writng this in looks a bit cockeyed :huh:

Blond sold her telly and bought a DVDplayer.