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pee bottle

Quills

A doctor had his students in an anatomy class where they were dissecting a body. The doctor said rule 1; dont be repulsed by anything in the human body. So he stuck his finger up the corpse's ass, pulled his finger out & sucked it! He told the students 2 do the same. After hesitating, they stuck their finger up and sucked it! The doctor then said 'I used my middle finger & sucked my thumb...rule 2 'pay attention!'

Underwear

Rose Bush ( last entry was Q )

soft, cuddly cushion