Witty Ditty

I have got a new medication to help beat the blues
You cant go and pick it up you really have to choose
You should take it daily, but that I cannot do
I need a regular supply to stop me feeling blue
It also helps you sleep at night, keeps you in the pink
It is a secret just for me no matter what you think.

This special medication,does it come well packed,
I only ask in this case as many they have lacked,
Is it instant acting and does it leave a taste,
Some of them give pleasure and go away in haste,
If this is the real Macoy Im pleaed to hear you sleep,
As long as theres no tossing when your in so deep xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

I have to give up something, this is for lent
I've given up talking, so your ear wont be bent.
I have to use use hand singals hope I get them right
I may offend someone and end up in a fight
Maybe I should write it down, then maybe not
I'll just pretend I'm stupid, that wont take alot:blink: :blink: :S

Sitting in the sunshine makes me lust for life,
Feeling all warm and cuddly thus avoiding strife,
Pulling my shirt wide open,
Im put in mind of rest,
A lady sits beside me and puts me to the test,
Can I resist touching her before it gets too dark,
Then she spoils the moment by asking...can you park xxxx:P :laugh: :whistle:

Some thick ones cant take a hint,
Emotional values they are skint,
Try to buy their friends,
Which just offends,
Just ignore them as they stink xxxx :evil: :evil:

Did I get abducted by Aliens, alas I do not know
Can I remember what I did, I really do hope so
I do not usually forget anything that I have done
I wish I could remember as it seemed like lots of fun
If anybody saw me or knows where I have been
Dont keep it a secret cos that is very mean.<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/03 18:29