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Witty Ditty
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17 years 5 months ago #17372
by tonypark
Replied by tonypark on topic Re:Witty Ditty
Some married men of leisure,
Look for female pleasure,
But often they are taught,
One day they could get caught,
Their wife, innocent of blame,
Still feels so hurt and shame,
For this time shes been cheated,
Such behaviour cannot be repeated
The moral will transpire,
Married people play with fire xxxx
Look for female pleasure,
But often they are taught,
One day they could get caught,
Their wife, innocent of blame,
Still feels so hurt and shame,
For this time shes been cheated,
Such behaviour cannot be repeated
The moral will transpire,
Married people play with fire xxxx
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17 years 5 months ago #17373
by Dorrie
Replied by Dorrie on topic Re:Witty Ditty
Yes well put 
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17 years 5 months ago #17378
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Dorrie wrote:
XXXXXX and hugs XXXXXX
Yes well put
XXXXXX and hugs XXXXXX
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17 years 5 months ago #17388
by tonypark
Replied by tonypark on topic Re:Witty Ditty
This is the tale of Gungerdin,
He knew so little of bodily sin,
Until that day in Mandrakesore,
He called by chance on a naked whore,
She tried to guide him to her flat,
But Gungerdin was gone like That xxxx
He knew so little of bodily sin,
Until that day in Mandrakesore,
He called by chance on a naked whore,
She tried to guide him to her flat,
But Gungerdin was gone like That xxxx
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17 years 5 months ago #17398
by Dorrie
Replied by Dorrie on topic Re:Witty Ditty
I have decided to be good
Act as old ladies should
I'll sit at the table
Wont swear at Aunt Mabel
And eat all my dinner and pud.
Act as old ladies should
I'll sit at the table
Wont swear at Aunt Mabel
And eat all my dinner and pud.
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17 years 5 months ago #17450
by tonypark
Replied by tonypark on topic Re:Witty Ditty
The time it fades so fast,
Im mature they say at last,
But here inside my mind,
To age I am quite blind,
In thoughts Im just twenty five,
And feeling very much alive xxxx
Im mature they say at last,
But here inside my mind,
To age I am quite blind,
In thoughts Im just twenty five,
And feeling very much alive xxxx
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17 years 5 months ago #17467
by ducky
Replied by ducky on topic Re:Witty Ditty
i like this motorist,s pray ..didnt know where to put it so put it hear
o lord please grant that I may see
the day when petrol tax is free
when traffic lights are alwas green
and traffic jams are never seen
and wardens do not wait afar
to stick a ticket on my car
o lord please grant that I may see
the day when petrol tax is free
when traffic lights are alwas green
and traffic jams are never seen
and wardens do not wait afar
to stick a ticket on my car
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17 years 5 months ago #17481
by Dorrie
Replied by Dorrie on topic Re:Witty Ditty
ducky wrote:
Good one Dux xxx:lol:i like this motorist,s pray ..didnt know where to put it so put it hear
o lord please grant that I may see
the day when petrol tax is free
when traffic lights are alwas green
and traffic jams are never seen
and wardens do not wait afar
to stick a ticket on my car
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