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17 years 5 months ago #17779
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There was a young man called Roger,
Who had quite a sizeable todger,
He didnt know where,
To comb his long hair,
But his todger he put in the lodger xxxx
Who had quite a sizeable todger,
He didnt know where,
To comb his long hair,
But his todger he put in the lodger xxxx
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17 years 5 months ago #17798
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A young lady who came from Dice,
Unfortunately carried some lice,
It wasnt that long,
She saw it was wrong,
So sent them ahead...in a Trice xxxx
Unfortunately carried some lice,
It wasnt that long,
She saw it was wrong,
So sent them ahead...in a Trice xxxx
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17 years 5 months ago #17805
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There was an old lady from Frome,
Who had a caravan as a home,
She drove to the West,
Thought Littlehampton best,
Then didnt know where to roam xxxx
Who had a caravan as a home,
She drove to the West,
Thought Littlehampton best,
Then didnt know where to roam xxxx
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17 years 5 months ago #17808
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A butchers wife by the name of Jane,
Took her dog for a walk down the lane,
Her dogs name was Frank,
Seemed a terrible prank,
Now Jane only walks Frank in the Rain xxxx
Took her dog for a walk down the lane,
Her dogs name was Frank,
Seemed a terrible prank,
Now Jane only walks Frank in the Rain xxxx
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17 years 5 months ago #17919
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Uncle Dick he had a dog,
Its name was Lucy Bin,
He kept it in the garden,
And it was quite thin,
Even though not plastic,
Nor was it made of tin,
He ate all things before him,
Hence the name of Lucy Bin xxxx
Its name was Lucy Bin,
He kept it in the garden,
And it was quite thin,
Even though not plastic,
Nor was it made of tin,
He ate all things before him,
Hence the name of Lucy Bin xxxx
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17 years 5 months ago #17983
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I knew a bloke called Rod,
Whos feet were slightly odd,
One went east,
One went west,
Didnt have a clue as to which was best,
But Rod was a bit of a sod xxxx
Whos feet were slightly odd,
One went east,
One went west,
Didnt have a clue as to which was best,
But Rod was a bit of a sod xxxx
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