Witty Ditty

now Joe was a lavatory cleaner
he cleaned them by day and by night
and when he got home in the evening
he found he was covered in .... :huh:

As I was walking by St. Pauls,
A lady grabbed me by..the shoulder,
The lady said youve got some pluck,
Come inside and have...a cup of tea,
It might cost a shilling,it migh cost a bob,
It all depends on the size of your....cup. xxxx;)

As I was walking by St. Pauls,
A lady grabbed me by..the shoulder,
The lady said youve got some pluck,
Come inside and have...a cup of tea,
It might cost a shilling,it migh cost a bob,
It all depends on the size of your....cup. xxxx;)

It is offical now, us ladies have a brain
Remember dear old Maggie will we see her likes again
Did you know our last Prime Minster was a lady too
Cos Cherie ran this county,she told Tony what to do
She was not very nice, she had too much to say
But was very clever,and lined her pockets on the way<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/02/23 09:38

In the deep deep dark of night,
I can give such a terrible fright,
You might close your eyes to hide,
But like the sea Im in with the tide,
No matter what you try to do,
Your heart keeps beating and pumping true,
Although you cant see me you feel quite ill,
Im your plumber....have you got me bill xxxxx;)

If you come back from where you've been
And cant remember what you've seen
Do not think your round the bend
A message to me you should send
For I may have been there with you
And Ducky may have been there too.:lol:


Were you there Ducky:blink:

She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
And all night long,
It was honour and offer xxxx

Dorrie wrote:

If you come back from where you've been
And cant remember what you've seen
Do not think your round the bend
A message to me you should send
For I may have been there with you
And Ducky may have been there too.:lol:


Were you there Ducky:blink:

I think I might have been there
I really can not say
I coudnt see you anywhere
praphs I was round the bend :blink: :huh:

I keep saying its got a mind of its own,
Its hard like a hanset but its not a phone,
Its erect at times not suited to be,
It does it itself thats plain to see,
All I know is in a hot shower,
It stands by itself,
Like some kind of Blackpool tower,
Im ashamed to say that I give it its head,
Then thinking elsewhere its off to bed xxxx :ohmy:

Have you seen Ducky she is lost
Send her home no matter the cost
Dont let her wander off again
Just put her on the sodding train:lol: :whistle:

I did pass Ducky just the other day,
She was otherwise occupied I have to say,
Walking arm-in-arm with a strong young man,
He was looking fit with a healthy tan,
She stoked his thigh it must be told,
At the time I thought thats very bold,
Lost in lust I assume they felt,
In fact Ducky undid his belt xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

I did pass Ducky just the other day,
She was otherwise occupied I have to say,
Walking arm-in-arm with a strong young man,
He was looking fit with a healthy tan,
She stoked his thigh it must be told,
At the time I thought thats very bold,
Lost in lust I assume they felt,
In fact Ducky undid his belt xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

Good lord, the little minx:blush: :blush: :whistle: