Funny English Mistakes

Doctor's notes:

\"She is quite hard of hearing. In fact she can't hear at all in her left eye\"

As heard on radio ( BBC 2)...The queen will always be loved by her subjects ......

Firstly Im not a bloody subject to any useless nob-head and ..No she wont...at least 33pcent of population is republican and growing .....

xxxx

Not funny I know..but it got up my nose ...and its a mistake xxxx :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

As heard on radio ( BBC 2)...The queen will always be loved by her subjects ......

Firstly Im not a bloody subject to any useless nob-head and ..No she wont...at least 33pcent of population is republican and growing .....

xxxx

Not funny I know..but it got up my nose ...and its a mistake xxxx :whistle:

If we had an emoticon for clapping hands, I would be doing it.

Although if I were clapping my hands, how could I type at the same time? :S

Gandra wrote:

tonypark wrote:

As heard on radio ( BBC 2)...The queen will always be loved by her subjects ......

Firstly Im not a bloody subject to any useless nob-head and ..No she wont...at least 33pcent of population is republican and growing .....

xxxx

Not funny I know..but it got up my nose ...and its a mistake xxxx :whistle:

If we had an emoticon for clapping hands, I would be doing it.

Although if I were clapping my hands, how could I type at the same time? :S

Cromwell is my hero xxxx

Darling, I didn't realise you were that old - your picture shows such a beautiful young man.

[goes and hides before Tony starts throwing things at me]

Gandra wrote:

Darling, I didn't realise you were that old - your picture shows such a beautiful young man.

[goes and hides before Tony starts throwing things at me]

Always enjoyed history as a subject at school and from this found myself becoming a Republican.....False Idols and all that stuff.....Anyway,was in a minority...but that minority is getting bigger as we see the type of scum we pay to keep alive....No example of decent human beings let alone Gods chosen...
In fact Winston Churchill wanted the dear old Duke of Windsor executed for treason for his love of bloody Hitler.....It beggers belief xxxx :blink: :ohmy:

Would you Adam and Eve it ????

Have you got a Dog and Bone ????

Are you Mutt and Jeff ????

I like your Barnet ....

You cant beat Roast Duck ....

Im off up the Apples.....

How are your Hampsteads?????

Answers on a postcard xxxx :whistle: :laugh:

The Major had the hair removed from his underlings.......


The Major shaved his privates xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

A virtuoso is a musician with very high morals :whistle:

Going Solo is being single-minded....xxxx


Self-abuse is something completely differant xxxx :ohmy:

Prevent injuries to babies.

Microwave safely :S

She offered her honour...
He honoured her offer...
And all night long...
It was honour and offer xxxx :laugh: :woohoo: