Funny English Mistakes

tonypark wrote:

How should you display an Upside-Down-Cake ???? :ohmy: :laugh:

Downside up :silly:

Gandra wrote:

tonypark wrote:

How should you display an Upside-Down-Cake ???? :ohmy: :laugh:

Downside up :silly:

Not Sideways-On xxxx :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Gandra wrote:

tonypark wrote:

How should you display an Upside-Down-Cake ???? :ohmy: :laugh:

Downside up :silly:

Not Sideways-On xxxx :ohmy:

Not that side, the other one :side: :whistle:

Gandra wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Gandra wrote:

tonypark wrote:

How should you display an Upside-Down-Cake ???? :ohmy: :laugh:

Downside up :silly:

Not Sideways-On xxxx :ohmy:

Not that side, the other one :side: :whistle:

Ohhh..the Far side of Sideways-On xxxx Silly Me xxxx :whistle: :laugh: :blink:

Said the pupil:

I past all my testes so my grads should be hirer

Builders quote...Some days I feel Im bashing my head against a brick wall xxxx

Vet quote.....Some days I feel like kicking the cat

Soldiers quote.....Some days I feel Im staring down the barrel of a gun xxxxx :ohmy:

At school I was learned way's to use apostrofe's and where it goe's and sometime's not to use them.

Gandra wrote:

At school I was learned way's to use apostrofe's and where it goe's and sometime's not to use them.

I have a combination of...being lazy...eyesight getting not too good....takes me an age to find the little buggers xxxx :lol:

A TUC delegate once declared: 'If we accept this motion, we will be in a Catch 69 situation.' He meant Catch 22, from Joseph Heller's novel of the same name, whereas 69 - soixante neuf, as the French call it - is a mutually inclusive sexual position.

Gandra wrote:

A TUC delegate once declared: 'If we accept this motion, we will be in a Catch 69 situation.' He meant Catch 22, from Joseph Heller's novel of the same name, whereas 69 - soixante neuf, as the French call it - is a mutually inclusive sexual position.

Oh yes...and luckily getting older has not restricted from my sexual menu xxxx :lol: :woohoo:

Is this the good food menu or the bed one?

Gandra wrote:

Is this the good food menu or the bed one?

One of the same in my book xxxx :ohmy: :woohoo: