Funny English Mistakes

Would you Adam and Eve it ????

Have you got a Dog and Bone ????

Are you Mutt and Jeff ????

I like your Barnet ....

You cant beat Roast Duck ....

Im off up the Apples.....

How are your Hampsteads?????

Answers on a postcard xxxx :whistle: :laugh:

The Major had the hair removed from his underlings.......


The Major shaved his privates xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

A virtuoso is a musician with very high morals :whistle:

Going Solo is being single-minded....xxxx


Self-abuse is something completely differant xxxx :ohmy:

Prevent injuries to babies.

Microwave safely :S

She offered her honour...
He honoured her offer...
And all night long...
It was honour and offer xxxx :laugh: :woohoo: