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16 years 9 months ago #28905
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The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.
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16 years 9 months ago #28908
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They decided to try sex in the car so they went joggin xxxx
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16 years 9 months ago #28918
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The groom lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss. :kiss:
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16 years 9 months ago #28919
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After all her efforts,he described her as button-dressed-as-ham xxxx :ohmy:
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16 years 9 months ago #28932
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I am so eager to mate you!
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16 years 9 months ago #28937
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Actual comment from a Football Manager after a loss.....Our striker was so poor that he couldnt hit a donkeys backside with a banjo xxxx
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16 years 7 months ago #29291
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Actual note sent to school by a mother:
\"Please Excuse Janie from school yesterday. She was in bed all day with gramps.\"
\"Please Excuse Janie from school yesterday. She was in bed all day with gramps.\"
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16 years 7 months ago #29293
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Something added to a sign outside a church....seen in Peckham,South London by myself.......
If Your Tired Of Sin Come Inside...
Wag added...If Your Not Call mandy On 077432111
If Your Tired Of Sin Come Inside...
Wag added...If Your Not Call mandy On 077432111
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15 years 2 months ago #35260
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Name of a shop in Balham last year ( since gone out of business)..Billy Sollocks
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15 years 2 months ago #35264
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This is the actual caption I sent in for my old employers caption competition!
Anytime,Any place, Any whore!! :ohmy:
Anytime,Any place, Any whore!! :ohmy:
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15 years 2 months ago #35284
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More a Spoonerism........Raise your glasses and toast the Queer Old Dean
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15 years 2 months ago #35458
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Saw it myself on Ebay last week..An antique entry ...... Has seen better days and could do with a Reporator xxxx :laugh:
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