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16 years 9 months ago #28905 by Gandra
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The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.

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16 years 9 months ago #28908 by tonypark
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They decided to try sex in the car so they went joggin xxxx B)

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16 years 9 months ago #28918 by Gandra
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The groom lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss. :kiss:

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16 years 9 months ago #28919 by tonypark
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After all her efforts,he described her as button-dressed-as-ham xxxx :ohmy:

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16 years 9 months ago #28932 by Gandra
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I am so eager to mate you!

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16 years 9 months ago #28937 by tonypark
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Actual comment from a Football Manager after a loss.....Our striker was so poor that he couldnt hit a donkeys backside with a banjo xxxx ;)

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16 years 7 months ago #29291 by remembergoliad
Actual note sent to school by a mother:

\"Please Excuse Janie from school yesterday. She was in bed all day with gramps.\"

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16 years 7 months ago #29293 by tonypark
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Something added to a sign outside a church....seen in Peckham,South London by myself.......
If Your Tired Of Sin Come Inside...
Wag added...If Your Not Call mandy On 077432111 ;)

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15 years 2 months ago #35260 by tonypark
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Name of a shop in Balham last year ( since gone out of business)..Billy Sollocks ;)

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15 years 2 months ago #35264 by BUBBADOG14
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This is the actual caption I sent in for my old employers caption competition!
Anytime,Any place, Any whore!! :ohmy:

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15 years 2 months ago #35284 by tonypark
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More a Spoonerism........Raise your glasses and toast the Queer Old Dean ;)

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15 years 2 months ago #35458 by tonypark
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Saw it myself on Ebay last week..An antique entry ...... Has seen better days and could do with a Reporator xxxx :laugh:

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