At the end of a long work week, a group of coal miners discovered that one of them, Young Billy, was a virgin. Well, they decided this wasn’t right, and pooled their money to remedy the situation. They talked him into going out for a night on the town; got him all cleaned up, and drove to the local brothel.
Upon entering, the ring leader went to the Madame, explained the situation and gave her £100. She assured him she would fix Billy up right; so they all left Billy there to enjoy himself.
Being naive, Billy asks the madame what’s going on. She explains to him that he is about to become a man, courtesy of his friends.
\"All you have to do is choose one of my girls and she will take care of you.\"
Well, Billy looks around at the group of women before him and, after several minutes of pondering, picks a likely looking girl to take upstairs.
Once they are in their room, the girl says to Billy,\" I hear you’re a virgin boy. So what’s your pleasure? You want missionary, Greek, doggy style, \"round the world, 69 or what?\"
Billy says,\" Gosh ma’am, just give me what you think I oughta have.\"
\"No Boy, I’m a professional. You need to tell me what you want.\"
Billy decides 69 sounds pretty good, so they settle into the proper position. After several minutes of missing the target, Billy finally gets it right and is starting to enjoy. Sadly the whore had beans for tea and lets loose a little fart in his face.
Billy shakes his head, thinking it’s part of the fun, and continues lickin\" away.
A little while later, she passes wind again.
Billy still thinks it’s part of the fun and dives back in with a vengeance, lickin\" like there’s no tomorrow.
A few minutes later,she really lets loose with a fart that curls Billy’s eyebrows.
He pushes her off of his face and says, \"Ma’am, I don’t want you to think I’m not enjoyin\" myself or anything but I’m buggered if I can take another 66 of those.\"
