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JOKE OF THE DAY
10 years 10 months ago #48025
by bohonk
JOKE OF THE DAY was created by bohonk
A man gets in a very bad accident. He is rushed to the hospital. He is paralyzed on his left side.
The doctor said he will be "all right"
The doctor said he will be "all right"
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10 years 8 months ago #48748
by shygirl15
Replied by shygirl15 on topic Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Okay here goes:-
"Why are you covered in bruises?"
"I started to walk into a revolving door then changed my mind"!!!!
No...... okay how about -
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam
Oh well I tried.......LOL
"Why are you covered in bruises?"
"I started to walk into a revolving door then changed my mind"!!!!
No...... okay how about -
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam
Oh well I tried.......LOL
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10 years 8 months ago #48771
by Karl
Replied by Karl on topic Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales , Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?"
And that's the last thing I remember.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales , Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?"
And that's the last thing I remember.
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10 years 8 months ago #48776
by shygirl15
Replied by shygirl15 on topic Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Here's my humble offerings for today folks:-
What's 'out of bounds'?
An exhausted kangaroo
or
What's red and flies and wobbles at the same time?
A jelly copter
Laugh.... I nearly fell off my chair laughing (then I would be in serious trouble, because getting me back in it would involve several hefty men and a crane I wouldn't wonder)!!!!
What's 'out of bounds'?
An exhausted kangaroo
or
What's red and flies and wobbles at the same time?
A jelly copter
Laugh.... I nearly fell off my chair laughing (then I would be in serious trouble, because getting me back in it would involve several hefty men and a crane I wouldn't wonder)!!!!
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10 years 8 months ago #48777
by cyril
Replied by cyril on topic Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
One day a little boy called Johnny was sitting in a church. He had to go to the bathroom so he said to his mother, ''Mummy, I have to piss.''
His mother said, ''Johnny, don’t say piss in church! Next time you have to use the bathroom, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, Johnny had to go to the bathroom again. This time he was sitting next to his father, so he said to his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
His father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''
His mother said, ''Johnny, don’t say piss in church! Next time you have to use the bathroom, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, Johnny had to go to the bathroom again. This time he was sitting next to his father, so he said to his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
His father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''
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10 years 8 months ago #48808
by shygirl15
Replied by shygirl15 on topic Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Okay here it is:-
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for £50."
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pocket. He pulls out a ten pound note, two five pound notes, a twenty pound note and ten pound coins.
He thrusts the money into the woman's hand and says, "Here.... paint my house"
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for £50."
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pocket. He pulls out a ten pound note, two five pound notes, a twenty pound note and ten pound coins.
He thrusts the money into the woman's hand and says, "Here.... paint my house"
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