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JOKE OF THE DAY
10 years 5 months ago #50869
by shygirl15
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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moooovies!!
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moooovies!!
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10 years 4 months ago #50993
by shygirl15
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I had a bad car accident outside the labour party headquarters. I was trapped in my vehicle. Two families came to help me - they were the Straws and the Balls. I was pulled out by the Straws, but my mate wasn't quite so lucky!!
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10 years 4 months ago #51072
by shygirl15
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A lady calls the police to report that her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tell them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, with blonde, wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbour to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbour then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, it doesn't mean I wanted him back!!"
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10 years 4 months ago #51152
by shygirl15
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What's the difference between a politician and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks the blood out of people at night.
A vampire only sucks the blood out of people at night.
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10 years 4 months ago #51218
by shygirl15
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Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
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10 years 4 months ago #51239
by shygirl15
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What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park?
Double yellow lions.
Double yellow lions.
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