Dilemma

Karl wrote: 6. I would stay sober and behave

Ohhhhh you little liar :laugh:

Imagine this you are in the shower your front door is unlocked your neighbour returns home blind drunk and staggers into the wrong house, uses your toilet and passes out on your bed. What do you do

1 Get dressed go next door and get the wife/husband to remove their spouse
2 Sleep in the spare room and hope when they wake and realize the mistake they made they will remove themselves from your abode
3 Phone the police you dont like them anyway
4 Hide in the closet as you havent got your makeup on
5 Or something else
If you choose number 5 you must reveal what you would do

Sandie wrote: This is something we had alot of fun with a few years ago, I give you a Dilemma
and you have to pick from one of the options I've listed

You see a friends husband out on the town with a much younger lady do you

1. Rush home to give her the news

2. Have a quiet word with him so he knows he's been seen

3. Mind your own business say nothing

Well what would you do !!!

I would just mind my own business

2.) Sleep in the spare room, hopefully they would wake up and realise what they had done and return home or I would make them breakfast in the morning and laugh at them!!

Chop off an important part of his anatomy and serve it up on toast :evil: :whistle:

Here's another Dilemma

You are a Lady living alone, new neighbours move in next door they are an older couple but keep you awake alot due to their bedroom athletics.

Do you
1 Bang on the wall hoping they get the message
2 Write a polite note and pop it through the letterbox
3 Catch the lady of the house and have a little word
4 Play your sixties music to drown them out
5 Invite your friend over and make a some bedroom noise of your own
6 Move you just can't tolerate it

I would go for option 7:

Put on my sexiest skimpy nightie and go knickerless and bare footed, with a bottle of ice cold Zinfandel, round next door, knock politely and ask if I can join in.

I would write a polite letter and post it and watch everytime they go out and bump into me and see their faces go crimson!! :laugh:

Dongledave wrote: I would go for option 7:

Put on my sexiest skimpy nightie and go knickerless and bare footed, with a bottle of ice cold Zinfandel, round next door, knock politely and ask if I can join in.

Like your thinking :woohoo:

Here is one that really happened. You have found your perfect flat, move in
start making it your own, all is well, first night there you decide to have an early shower and dive into bed, snuggling down you are just nodding off when there is this horrible noise it sounds like a cat being strangled.This guy downstairs plays the Bagpipes verly loudly and very badly.

Do you
1. Go downstairs knock on his door, slap him with a haggis (frozen)of course
2 Turn your sixties music up really loud, drown it out
3 Invest in some top of the range Ear Plugs
4 Employ a hunky body builder to put the frighteners on him
5 Put your flat back on the market
6 Tell him you will shove them where the sun dont shine
7 Buy a drum kit

Or something else

This reminded me of the work do's I used to go too! Took me down memory lane! I would choose number 6, and why:-

I like to put on my dressing up clothing seeing as I don't do it much in the year and do my make up and hair. When I was working I did get 'off my face!' drunk at the xmas parties, it was a time to let our hair down and celebrate how hard we worked.

Here's another one.
You are a young man just moved into your first flat, downstairs is a busty lady
well past her sell by date, she's always waylaying you on your way in and out.

Do you
1 Oblige it's good practice
2 Get a friend to pretend your gay
3 Tell her to go away in a nice manner
4 Report her to the police for harassment
5 Phone your mum and shout help
6 Move home
Or have you got one of your own.