Dilemma

Defiantly ask a friend to be my gay partner! But if she carries on ask her nicely to back off!

Here's a new one, you are out in the garden relaxing on the sun lounger when the idiots reroofing the house next door start shouting lewd comments.Do you

1 Ignore them
2 Go round and move the ladders so they are stuck there.
3 Phone the firm and complain about their behaviour
4 Send your hubby round to sort them out
5 Laugh and invite them round for a cold beer
6 Give up sun worshiping and go inside
Or something else

I would love to say number 2 and I would if I was in a naughty mood but more than likely I would go with 'ignore them and go in side'.

Unusually for me, I would take the coward's way out and choose option 5.
Sell up and get out as fast as humanly possible. I hate bagpipes but don't tell any one, cos I live North of the border.

Sandie wrote: Here's another one.
You are a young man just moved into your first flat, downstairs is a busty lady
well past her sell by date, she's always waylaying you on your way in and out.

Do you
1 Oblige it's good practice
2 Get a friend to pretend your gay
3 Tell her to go away in a nice manner
4 Report her to the police for harassment
5 Phone your mum and shout help
6 Move home
Or have you got one of your own.

Oh Sandie, you really do set challenges. I have a dilemma of my own with this one!
Do I
1. Ignore the dilemma posed and move on
2. Answer simply but risk upsetting the girls who read this thread
3 Answer honestly and risk getting barred for a period.
4. Answer in detail with real life references and risk getting banned from the site
5. Other (any suggestions)

Sandie wrote: Here's a new one, you are out in the garden relaxing on the sun lounger when the idiots reroofing the house next door start shouting lewd comments.Do you

1 Ignore them
2 Go round and move the ladders so they are stuck there.
3 Phone the firm and complain about their behaviour
4 Send your hubby round to sort them out
5 Laugh and invite them round for a cold beer
6 Give up sun worshiping and go inside
Or something else

Difficult one again. But, since I have never come across any girls roofing, I would simply turn over on my back and hide my bum.