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18 years 1 week ago #5499 by bjm49
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A very flat chested woman goes to a posh store and asks for a size 28AAAA BRA,she is told they haven,t,after having no luck at a further 3 stores she goes to a hypermarket and throws open her blouse and says do you have anything for this? the assistant says have you tried clearasil. Boom Boom.

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18 years 1 week ago #5522 by Scotty
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Man went to the Doctors in alot of pain, what,s the problem said the Doc.I have a mince pie stuck up my bottom,oh I will give you some cream for that.:sick: :woohoo: :silly:

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18 years 1 week ago #5525 by ducky
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I think the jokes are good scotty and bjm..:cheer:

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18 years 1 week ago #5537 by Scotty
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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I,m a pair of curtains,go away and pull youself together then.:lol::woohoo: :silly:

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18 years 1 week ago #5542 by bjm49
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Iused to work in a candle factory,packed it in after a day,got on my wick.

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18 years 1 week ago #5543 by bjm49
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An old man goes to see a wizard to get a curse lifted after 20yrs,wot were the words used to put the curse on you asked the wizard,? the old man replied,I now pronounce you man and wife.

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18 years 1 week ago #5544 by Scotty
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Man got a job in a watch factory,just stands about making faces all day.:lol:

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18 years 1 week ago #5626 by bjm49
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My wife does melt in the mouth dinners,she keeps forgeting to defrost them first.

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18 years 1 week ago #5637 by Scotty
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My mother-in -law comes for her Christmas lunch every year.This year I,m going to let her in.:lol:

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18 years 4 days ago #5775 by bjm49
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Whats white and furry and smells of pepermint? A polo bear.<br><br>Post edited by: bjm49, at: 2008/07/21 11:03

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18 years 4 days ago #5777 by Scotty
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Waiter why have you got your thumb on my steak,I dont want to drop it on the floor again sir.:blink: :sick:

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18 years 4 days ago #5778 by bjm49
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A man walks into a bar and asks, do you serve woman? No replies barman,you have to bring your own.

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