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17 years 11 months ago #6065 by Scotty
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What happened when the cat swallowed a pound,there was money in the kitty.:lol:

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17 years 11 months ago #6073 by bjm49
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a man comes home with a bunch of flowers,his wife lookes and says i suppose you want me to lie on my back with my legs open for them,?he replies, no dear a vase will do.

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17 years 11 months ago #6092 by bjm49
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A man bought his wife a coat made of 2000,hampster skins he took her to Blackpool for the day,it took him hours to get her off the big wheel.

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17 years 11 months ago #6093 by bjm49
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They have moved Weston super mares pier down the road 20mls to burn-em on sea.

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17 years 11 months ago #6094 by Scotty
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Why did the monkey leave the circus,he was sick of working for peanuts.:lol:

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17 years 11 months ago #6261 by bjm49
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A bloke says to his neighbour, you should close your curtains when you make love to your wife,all the street was laughing at you last night,well the jokes on them,i wasnt home last night.

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17 years 11 months ago #6273 by Scotty
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Why is a Psychiatrist like a squirrel,because they are both surrounded by nuts.:)

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17 years 11 months ago #6298 by tonypark
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Why is a priest like a Guiness......Both black bodies with white collars....Get a bad one and watch your backside xxxxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :evil:

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17 years 11 months ago #6302 by Scotty
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Nurse to Doctor,there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Tell him I cant see him now.:lol:

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17 years 11 months ago #6304 by tonypark
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Whats green...got four legs...and if it falls from a tree onto you,will kill you ?????
















A snooker Table xxxxxx;)

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17 years 11 months ago #6309 by Scotty
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Why did the elephant have Big Ears?
Because Noddy would'nt pay his ransom:lol:

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17 years 11 months ago #6314 by tonypark
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I woke this morning to be surprised by a stunning looking Parrot in my garden......Walking slowly towards it,not to frighten it....all it kept repeating (about 40 times) was..Good morning you ugly old git....
Does it belong to anyone on here xxxxx ;) :laugh: :blink: :woohoo: :whistle: :evil:

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