It,s the way you tell em

Al Queda have hidden bombs in tins of alphabetti spaghetti. If they go off, it could spell disaster.
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A census taker knocks on an old woman's front door.She answers and goes through all his questions until he asks how old she is \"I'm sorry\" says the old woman\"but I dont believe it's ladylike to tell anyone my age\"Oh dear\" says the census taker\"that does make things rather difficult\" \"All right then I'll just tell you this much\"Says the old woman.\"I'm the same age as Mr & Mrs Hill that live next Door\" \" That's fine\" says the census taker, \"I'll just put down next to your name,as old as the Hills.

My friend Sid has had his ID taken.....I call him S now xxxx :whistle:

You know inside every old person there's a young person trying to work out what the hell happened.:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

You know inside every old person there's a young person trying to work out what the hell happened.:lol:

Thats the path to disappointment xxxx :whistle: