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17 years 11 months ago #6387 by TheLadyMagenta
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Whats the difference between PMT and BSE?
one attacks the cows brain sending it mad, and the other obnes an agricutural problem.

:blush: sorry ladies but i thought this was hilarious.

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17 years 11 months ago #6389 by tonypark
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Naked man standing in front of mirror..Says to wife..You know,when I look at myself I get aroused xx
Thats because you look like a pussy..says wife xxxxx ;) ;)
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17 years 11 months ago #6390 by tonypark
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Chinese Proverbs...
Virginity like a Bubble...One prick and gone...

Man who run in front of car get Tyred.....

Man who run behind car get Exhausted....

Man with hand in pocket...feel cocky all day ....

Foolish man give wife Grand Piano...Wise man give wife Upright Organ....

Man who walk through Airport turnstile sideways...Going to Bangkock xxxxxx ;) :ohmy: :whistle: B)

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17 years 11 months ago #6391 by tonypark
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Prince Charles took up Jogging in the mornings and came across a prostitute who yelled at him £150..
He called back £50 ,just to shut her up...
This process went on for weeks until one morning Camilla said she wanted to come....
Fearing the worst when he got to the prostitute,as they approached..She yelled out..See what you get for £50 xxxxxx;)

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17 years 11 months ago #6413 by bjm49
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A rich widow placed an advert in the paper saying, rich widow wants a man who wont beat her up or run off with her money,must be good in bed,bloke turns up and she says you have no arms or legs, he replies i cant beat you up and i cant run away,she asks why do you think your great in bed? he replies i rang the doorbell didn,t i.

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17 years 11 months ago #6422 by Scotty
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When God finished his creation of Adam,he stepped back scratched his head and said\"I can do better than that\";) B)

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17 years 11 months ago #6465 by ducky
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Scotty wrote:

When God finished his creation of Adam,he stepped back scratched his head and said\"I can do better than that\";) B)



and created eve who was a masterpiece :evil:

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17 years 11 months ago #6481 by bjm49
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An elderly couple were at a church service, half way through she leans over and whispers to her husband i just let out a silent fart,wot do you think about that? he replies put a new battery in your hearing aid.:laugh:

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17 years 11 months ago #6489 by Scotty
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What do you call a pig that does karate.A pork chop:) B)

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17 years 11 months ago #6528 by tonypark
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Theres a new Doll on the market...
Its got no clothes..
Its got no shoes..
Its got no make-up..
Its got no house..
Its got no car...
Its got nothing whatsoever..
Its called Zimbarbie xxxx ;) :whistle:

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17 years 11 months ago #6530 by Scotty
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Doctor I have a serious problem,I can never remember what I just said.When did you first notice this problem.What problem:)

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17 years 11 months ago #6531 by tonypark
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Man goes into Library an asks for a book on..Suicide..
P..s off says the Librarian..You wont bring it back xxx boom boom xxx :ohmy: :lol:

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