Funny English Mistakes

At school I was learned way's to use apostrofe's and where it goe's and sometime's not to use them.

Gandra wrote:

At school I was learned way's to use apostrofe's and where it goe's and sometime's not to use them.

I have a combination of...being lazy...eyesight getting not too good....takes me an age to find the little buggers xxxx :lol:

A TUC delegate once declared: 'If we accept this motion, we will be in a Catch 69 situation.' He meant Catch 22, from Joseph Heller's novel of the same name, whereas 69 - soixante neuf, as the French call it - is a mutually inclusive sexual position.

Gandra wrote:

A TUC delegate once declared: 'If we accept this motion, we will be in a Catch 69 situation.' He meant Catch 22, from Joseph Heller's novel of the same name, whereas 69 - soixante neuf, as the French call it - is a mutually inclusive sexual position.

Oh yes...and luckily getting older has not restricted from my sexual menu xxxx :lol: :woohoo:

Is this the good food menu or the bed one?

Gandra wrote:

Is this the good food menu or the bed one?

One of the same in my book xxxx :ohmy: :woohoo: