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15 years 4 days ago #37298 by tonypark
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A Custard Pie has been thrown at Rupert Murdoch on live TV...Apparently the Clown Prosecution Service is looking into the matter

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15 years 4 days ago #37303 by Karl
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I shagged the arse off a deaf and dumb bird last nite, i was so ashamed of myself this mornin, i super glued her fingers together. So she couldnt tell anyone :evil: :evil: :evil:

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15 years 1 day ago #37361 by Karl
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somebody told me amy winehouse was dead,and i said. NO NO NO

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15 years 1 day ago #37362 by Karl
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Amy Winehouse walks into a pub and the barman says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits"

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14 years 11 months ago #37466 by Karl
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Bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch, grinning from ear to
ear. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. "I just made love to the girl
next door" he says proudly. "Well done son. I hope you were wearing
something." "Yup" he replied. "A balaclava."

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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14 years 11 months ago #37617 by tonypark
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I was in the local Graveyard yesterday when I saw 4 guys lugging a coffin....saw them again an hour later...then saw them again three hours later,still lugging it about...
I thought to myself...think they have lost the plot xxxx ;)

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14 years 11 months ago #37645 by Karl
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The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me
because she can't afford batteries!

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14 years 11 months ago #37761 by tonypark
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Just saw 80s Soul Star with a wide screen television under his arm......I think it was Looter Vandross ;)

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14 years 11 months ago #37762 by tonypark
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Just back from Coydon....Thats Christmas presents sorted ;)

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14 years 11 months ago #37763 by tonypark
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Tottenham Hotspurs have just signed a young ethnic Italian..his name is Grabatelli ;)

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14 years 11 months ago #37780 by Karl
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Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. I've been ringing 08001730 for 2
bloody days. Why don't you answer the bloody phone. Girl replies, those are
our opening times you daft t**t.
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14 years 11 months ago #37783 by tonypark
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Here They come,
Walking down the street,
With the latest in TVs,
And a three piece suite,
Hey, Hey Theyre the Monkeys ;)

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