JOKE OF THE DAY

The fight we had last night was my fault. My wife asked me what was on the tv and I said dust!!

shygirl15 wrote: The fight we had last night was my fault. My wife asked me what was on the tv and I said dust!!

Sue, the jokes you share with us are soooo funny, very, very funny indeed, without being dirty or sexist! Thanks a lot for brightening my day, as well as others' I suppose...A question for you: where do you find them? Cheers, Tessa :laugh:

tessa wrote:

shygirl15 wrote: The fight we had last night was my fault. My wife asked me what was on the tv and I said dust!!

Sue, the jokes you share with us are soooo funny, very, very funny indeed, without being dirty or sexist! Thanks a lot for brightening my day, as well as others' I suppose...A question for you: where do you find them? Cheers, Tessa :laugh:

Thanks Tessa - glad they're appreciated. I just Google joke and go into different sites each day - I can never remember jokes, so I really can't claim they're from my pot of jokes LOL Have a nice Friday. xx

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts! :laugh:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Disco
Disco who?
Disconnected! :laugh:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked - that's why I'm knocking! :laugh:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ina.
Ina who?
Ina minute.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Celeste
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'll visit you!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like. :laugh:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Emmett
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Don
Don who?
Don take me for granted

Knock knock
Who's there?
A Fred
A Fred who?
Who's A Fred of the big bad wolf.

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