It,s the way you tell em

A YOUNG MAN IN LOVE
A young man was in love with two woman and could not decide which one to marry,Finally he went to a marriage counseller.

when asked to discribe his two loves.he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.

\"Oh said the counsellor,\" I see what the problem is.

You can't decide wheather to marry for batter or verse
:huh: :dry:

hey up ducky your going for it now:laugh:

Well done Ducky I love it:lol: :lol: :lol:
What do you get if you cross a brook and a stream,wet feet.

thank you bjm and scotty..I am trying

I am not a beliver in seances, but I went to see what they are like.The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible public and gave him a poke in the nose.you can probaly guess the rest.

. I was arrested for striking a happy medium! :blink: :huh: :dry:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/07/23 19:39

Why did the Elephant cross the road.It was the Chickens day off:woohoo:

Confessions


Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl\&quot;.

The priest asks, \&quot;Is that you, little Joey Parisi ?\&quot;

\&quot;Yes, Father, it is.\&quot;

\&quot;And who was the girl you were with?\&quot;

\&quot;I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.\&quot;

\&quot;Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?\&quot;

\&quot;I cannot say.\&quot;

\&quot;Was it Teresa Volpe?\&quot;

\&quot;I'll never tell.\&quot;

\&quot;Was it Nina Capelli?\&quot;

\&quot;I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.\&quot;

\&quot;Was it Cathy Piriano?\&quot;

\&quot;My lips are sealed.\&quot;

\&quot;Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?\&quot;

\&quot;Please, Father, I cannot tell you.\&quot;



The priest sighs in frustration. \&quot;You're very tight lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself.\&quot;



Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, \&quot;What'd you get?\&quot;

\&quot;4 months vacation and five good leads

Good one Karl like it alot:lol:
Its hard to make a comeback when you have'nt been anywhere :lol: :woohoo: :whistle:

I brought a goldfish,and the assistant said do you want an Aquarium?.. \&quot;I said I dont care what star sign it is :huh:

i was reading a book tittled the history of glue I couldn't put it down

AN ATHEIST,walking through the jungle, was suddenly attacked by a tiger.
'Oh god what can I do?'he cried.
A voice from above said 'You deny my existence, yet you appeal to me when you are in trouble.What makes you think I will do anythink for you,a non-christian?'
The atheist called back, 'if you can't help me, at least make the tiger behave like a christian'
The tiger crossed its paws and said, 'for what I'm about to recieve...'

What did one flea say to another,shall we walk or take the dog.:blink: :laugh:

An old lady celebrating her 100th birthday is wheel,d into garden by her family,she can only communicate by writing notes,she starts to lean to the left and they prop her up with pillows,she starts to lean to the right and again she is propped up,she starts to lean forward and they tie a sheet round her,Her favorite grandson says are you alright grandma? she writes they wont let me fart

Little pigeon in the sky
Dropping (things)from way up high
Angry farmer wipes his eye
Very glad that cows dont fly:lol: