Joke of the day

A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, \"What will the cost of a new brain be?\" The doctor replied, \"A female brain costs $25,000 and a male brain costs $50,000.\" The men smirked, but one of the females asked, \"Why is that, doctor?\" \"Well,\" the doctor replied,” the female brain is less because it has been used.\"

Went to the pub last night and an old school friend was sitting at the table in the corner drinking his pint...His name is Don and he has been living on his solidiers compensation after he lost his left ear in a freak military accident....Everyone feels a bit sorry for Don as he was active at sport and enjoyed life to the full...
I called across to him...Hey Don,what can I get you ???
He replied...No thanks...Ive got one Ear xxxx :laugh:

Nurse kept Johnny's finger in her mouth after blood test.
Johnny started Dancing.
Nurse: Why ar you dancing??
Johnny: Next is URINE TEST!!!

The NHS are offering £5.50 for each sperm donation....Which would make the old towel under the bed worth about nine grand xxxx

Lenny Henry went to pick up his new bed from Silent Night today.. He's hoping this one doesn't come with another fucking hippo.

Sam's doubts:

we can carry lunch in a lunch box, but cud we carry school in a schoolbag?

Itz cycling if we go by cycle, but will be training if go by train?

Butterfly can fly, can a caterpillar be pillar?

Tea cup contains tea, but can worldcup contain world?

MEchanical Engineer can become Mechanic, can a Software Engineer become software?

We can see tools in a toolbox, but can we see Match in a Matchbox?

Cream buiscuit contains creams, but will there be dog in a dog buiscuit?

Keyboard has keys, but will there be mother in motherboard?

Handwash is used for washing hands; face wash for washing face, but is it possible to wash brain using \&quot;brainwash\&quot;??<br><br>Post edited by: Mini, at: 2010/04/10 06:49

Scientists have discovered there is a type of food that when eating can cause pain and suffering yrs later

It is called a wedding cake :blink:

Little Johnny was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.

He wrote:

Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers..!!

Such an unfair world ? When a man talks dirty to a Woman its sexual harrassment, but when a Woman talks dirty to a Man, its £1.50p a minute ? some networks vary

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. \&quot;Where would you like to sit?\&quot; he asked politely.

\&quot;The front row please.\&quot; she answered.
\&quot;You really don't want to do that\&quot;, the usher said. \&quot;The pastor is really boring.\&quot;
\&quot;Do you happen to know who I am?\&quot; the woman inquired. “No.\&quot; he said.
\&quot;I'm the pastor's mother,\&quot; she replied indignantly.
\&quot;Do you know who I am?\&quot; he asked.
\&quot;No.\&quot; she said.
\&quot;Good,\&quot; he answered.

A guy is having sex with a new girlfriend and notices a photo of a man by the bed..He continues with the sex and asks....
Is it your ex hubby ???
She said......No....
Is it an ex boyfriend???
She said......No ....
Is it a brother then ???
She said....No....

At this point he asks ...in that case who the hell is it then ???
She said....Its a picture of me 6 months ago before the Change xxxx :ohmy:

One day husband and wife quarrelled. They made up their mind not to talk each other. In case they need to convey something, they just note it down on a paper and place it on the table; thatz all!!

One day, husband had to go for an official tour. At night he wrote in the paper; \&quot;Wake me up at 5 0'clock in the morning\&quot;.

In the morning when he woke up, it was 8 o'clock. \&quot;Oh God, itz too late, why didnt she wake me up earlier??\&quot;. It was then he saw a paper on the table; \&quot;Get up, itz 5 o'clock\&quot;....