JOKE OF THE DAY

Knock knock
Who's there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue guessed yet?

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ike
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole


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Knock knock
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al be seeing you.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Adair
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door

Knock knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Budapest
Budapest who?
You're nothing Budapest.

Knock knock
Who's there?
I'mfedup
I'mfedup who?
I'm fed up with all these knock knock jokes.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less than his wife!!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize. hee hee :laugh:

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

The old ones are the best!! :laugh: